I don’t think that’s normal. It doesn’t realy make sense. Especially since he insults it.
I’M MORE WOMAN THAN YOU COULD HANDLE, HONEY.
MY VOICE IS SO FREAKING DEEP, SERIOUSLY.
ALSO I SOUND DRUNK WHAT IS THIS.
GOD THIS IS EMBARRASSING.
snapesgrudge replied to your post:In almost every sense, I am a complete narcissist.
Stop being Jesse Eisenberg. Wait, Kelty. What if you are actually him, but you’re just posing as a different person. THIS IS THE INTERNET NO ONE WOULD EVER KNOW. OMG THAT’S HOW YOU KNOW YOU’RE A PESCETARIAN. YOU’RE ACTUALLY JESSE EISENBERG.
I ASK MYSELF THIS OFTEN, BUT THEN I LOOK IN THE MIRROR.
NO SUCH LUCK, BRO.
ALSO, I HAD WENDY’S FOR LUNCH. I will only give up burgers after we wed.
Obviously, continuing to write fic is the best course of action, here.