"SHIT THE BOMB, MOLLY"




I Am:
25 years old, a college dropout, an ex-English major and Psychology minor, a lesbian, awkward, subtle like a supernova, damn near impossible to offend, dating a Dr.-Manhattan-Grumpy-Mathematician-Master-Assassin-Vulcan-Elf-Princess, obsessive compulsive, easily excitable, obsessed with fandom, manic-depressive, consistently anxious, emotionally unstable in almost every way, a romantic, a geek, a nerd, a dweeb

You Can Call Me:
Kelty, Kat, Jude, Jimmy, Special K, Freak, Weirdo, or any and all fandom-applicable nicknames that fit my personality, because who am I to deny.

The People You Need to Know
(If You Want to Get to Know Me):

KENDRA (my girlfriend)
EMILY (my best friend)
BLISS (my soulbuddy)
CODY (my adopted e-son)

"

… its too early for this bullshit.

" — Me, no matter what time it is (via quietstarlet)a (via misguidedhunter67)

(Source: jas0nwaterfalls, via brokeback-purgatory)


9 hours ago · 119,564 notes · originally from jas0nwaterfalls
#same

(Source: bodor-ur, via tordles)


16 hours ago · 36,042 notes · originally from bodor-ur
#same #puppy~

beesmygod:

like, i guess this isnt even a particularly “”“adult”“” blog but theres something very unnerving about clicking through to a new follower and seeing “age: 14” on the sidebar. i feel like a chaperone at a highschool dance. leave some room for jesus

(via hermaynee)


19 hours ago · 25,774 notes · originally from beesmygod
#same

mareemallory:

i hope one day i can put the quote ‘some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thurst upon ‘em’ on my wall as a teacher and then read twelfth night at the end of the year and once we get to malvolio’s monologue i’ll just point to it and say, ‘that’s a dick joke. i’ve had a dick joke on my wall this whole year and you didn’t know. that’ll teach you about shakespeare.’

(via nerdygeiszler)


2 days ago · 4,960 notes · originally from mareemallory
#same #English major monster

yncybecket:

[x]

(Source: tellered, via chambergambit)



Chris, why do you feel like Captain America is the perfect hero for our times?

(Source: princebucky, via majestic-assbutt)



Since high school, it could be observed, his [Mark] thoughts had always seemed clearer when he let them come out through his hands. To an outside observer, the relationship he had with his computer seemed much smoother than any relationship he’d ever had with anyone in the outside world." - Chapter 5, pg. 42. (The Accidental Billionaires: The Founding of Facebook, a Tale of Sex, Money, Genius and Betrayal by Ben Mezrich)

(Source: keptyn, via mrjesseeisenberg)


1 week ago · 595 notes · originally from keptyn
#same #Social Network

neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

(via frozen-void)


1 week ago · 670,715 notes · originally from neatvibes
#same

ibrandster:

i think of this whenever i buy anything over $10

ibrandster:

i think of this whenever i buy anything over $10

(Source: maraghsummer, via dadgangs)


1 week ago · 224,730 notes · originally from maraghsummer
#same #Parks and Rec

kaldurrr:

why be angry and sad when you can watch the star trek movie about the whales

(via falloutenbyonenby)


1 week ago · 93 notes · originally from kaldurrr
#same #Star Trek