… its too early for this bullshit." — Me, no matter what time it is (via quietstarlet)a (via misguidedhunter67)
like, i guess this isnt even a particularly “”“adult”“” blog but theres something very unnerving about clicking through to a new follower and seeing “age: 14” on the sidebar. i feel like a chaperone at a highschool dance. leave some room for jesus
i hope one day i can put the quote ‘some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thurst upon ‘em’ on my wall as a teacher and then read twelfth night at the end of the year and once we get to malvolio’s monologue i’ll just point to it and say, ‘that’s a dick joke. i’ve had a dick joke on my wall this whole year and you didn’t know. that’ll teach you about shakespeare.’
Chris, why do you feel like Captain America is the perfect hero for our times?
“Since high school, it could be observed, his [Mark] thoughts had always seemed clearer when he let them come out through his hands. To an outside observer, the relationship he had with his computer seemed much smoother than any relationship he’d ever had with anyone in the outside world." - Chapter 5, pg. 42. (The Accidental Billionaires: The Founding of Facebook, a Tale of Sex, Money, Genius and Betrayal by Ben Mezrich)
most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later
i think of this whenever i buy anything over $10
why be angry and sad when you can watch the star trek movie about the whales