I Am:
25 years old, a college dropout, an ex-English major and Psychology minor, a bad lesbian, awkwardly friendly, subtle like a supernova, damn near impossible to offend, dating a Dr.-Manhattan-Grumpy-Mathematician-Master-Assassin-Vulcan-Elf-Princess, a Gryffindor, a spazz, easily excitable, overprotective, fandom-oriented, probably more stubborn than I should be, a romantic, a geek, a nerd, a dweeb

You Can Call Me:
Kelty, Jude, Jimmy, Special K, Freak, Weirdo, that girl there, or any and all fandom-applicable nicknames that fit my personality, because who am I to deny.

The People You Need to Know
(If You Want to Get to Know Me):

KENDRA (my girlfriend)
EMILY (my best friend)
BLISS (my soulbuddy)
RIOT (my bratty little sister)
CODY (my adopted e-son)
MADDIE (my little princess)


you’ll always have a soft spot for the first female actress to make you question your sexuality

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took the Myers-Briggs test and I got INFJ which seems fitting so there you go.


I took it once like nine years ago and totally forgot my result and never took it again until just now, at 5:30am on a Sunday when I have work in the afternoon probably because I have work in the afternoon and I was stalling.


These are the rules:

Rule one: always post the rules

Rule two: answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 11 new ones

Rule three: tag 11 people and link them to the post

Rule four: actually tell them you tagged them

  1. What’s your favorite fairy tale? I don’t know. I guess The Little Mermaid. That seems like a cop-out, but I don’t really care for many fairy tales to be perfectly honest.
  2. If you could learn any language overnight which one would it be? American Sign Language.
  3. Is there anything you’re snobby about? I’m….snobby about a lot of things. I try not to be, though. 
  4. Animal you secretly hate? That’s not a thing Bliss you’re weird. I don’t like spiders but I don’t keep it a damn secret you dork.
  5. If I took over the world and offered you a position in my new world government what would you want to be in charge of? something small and relatively unnecessary, but that could make me feel super powerful. Like mayor of a really small city.
  6. Who was the first person you remember wanting to marry? I never really wanted to marry anyone specific. Growing up I just had this faceless man in a tux while I planned things like food and music. Curses of being a lesbian I think.
  7. What food or drink fits your personality and why? whiskey sour, try not to drown it
  8. What was the best gift you ever received? When I turned fifteen my parents told me I didn’t have to go to church anymore. That probably isn’t the best gift but it’s the one I can think of right now.
  9. What movie do you think will win the Oscars this year? I could literally not care less, but it’s probably gonna be another movie about old white dudes doing old white dude things at some point in history again.
  10. What are you looking forward to this year? About two weeks from now :3 Also my tax rebate. For possibly similar reasons. Heee~
  11. If you found out you were sick and going die, would you tell anyone?  very few. I don’t see why it’s everyone’s business, but it’d be business of the people I cared about most. I don’t want fair-weather friends up in my face about shit and telling me how sorry they are ‘cause it’s not true. And I wouldn’t tell my parents. Loss of one child is enough. I’d have to hire Hermione and get them to forget me instead or something.

my questions:

  1. Which fictional character(s) have you identified the most with in your life? How did their experiences effect you?
  2. What is your favourite thing to do after a hard day?
  3. How do you define your style?
  4. What’s “your” drink?
  5. What’s your guilty pleasure television show?
  6. How do you participate in fandom?
  7. What’s a city you’d like to see that isn’t a common travel spot? Why would you like to go?
  8. If you could move away and reinvent yourself with a new name and personality, would you? Why or why not? Who would you miss if you did?
  9. What do you consider “your colour”?
  10. What’s something you really like about yourself?
  11. What are some things that help you focus when you need to?


florentium, trulybliss, hermaynee, alchemistique, g0ttlieb, kaijudork, stackhousing, hughdancyhuh, ibrokefreeonasaturdaymorning, bleakmonday


kelty and i have ordered pizza for the third time in a week

livin’ the american dream tbh

We’ve been in our PJs all day

because the Internet told us it’s okay

long “about you” 

1. Are you satisfied with the way your life is right now? to be fair, I don’t think anyone really SHOULD be satisfied with where one’s life is at 25 years old. But I’m satisfied with where it’s going.
2. Do you drink enough water? Hahaha. No. But I’m getting better about that.
3. When was the last time you ate at Burger King? Over a year ago. I don’t really care for Burger King and there aren’t a lot of them in my neighborhood. Not like McD’s.
4. Do you prefer the beach or the mountains? I really kind of hate the beach, but I do like the sound of the ocean. Still, I’d mountains, because mountains makes me think of Vancouver. I like Vancouver. Though I suppose they have a beach as well. VANCOUVER HAS EVERYTHING.
5. How do you usually feel when you wake up on a morning? not like P Diddy, I’ll tell you that. Unless P Diddy feels like utter shit.
6. Would you rather take someone on a date, or be taken on a date? I like to do the date-taking, but I can never afford it :( I like being taken on dates too though uwu
7. When was the last time you wore high heeled shoes? June 2006. (I went to a Broadway play.)
8. Vodka or wine? Whiskey. (But I’ll take Vodka and wine if you have it)
9. How often do you cry? I just got done crying lmao I CRY ALL THE TIME………….
10. Ever had a crush on a teacher? a few, yeah. Not since high school, though. I had professors I wanted to be friends with but none I really wanted to bone. Though I guess there was the occasional “I WOULD TOTALLY HAVE SEX WITH YOU IF YOU GAVE ME A PASSING GRADE” but that was more because I was desperate for passing grades than to get into their pants.
11. Can you wire a plug? You mean like, rewire a socket? Uhhh…no….
12. Do you wear socks to bed? I would rather die.
13. What is currently bugging you? money woes, my parents, this damn insurance thing…
14. Where were you when you got your first period? uhhh…school? I think? Do people remember this stuff omg
15. Can you change a car tire? sure can
16. Have you met more than ten celebrities? I’ve only ever met Walter Koenig
17. Do you sleep naked? not all the time, but when staying with Kendra it happens on occasion. Also if I never bother to put on pjs after my shower
18. What was the best music gig you’ve ever attended? Dessa, ‘cause Kendra was with me uwu
19. Have you ever had sexual feelings for anyone you follow? well I follow my girlfriend so like. (Also let’s face it I’ve harbored crushes on a lot of you)
20. Do you think bisexual candycorn is hot? I don’t know what that means. Is this a sex thing?
21. Favourite Disney princess? Ariel.
22. Favourite city? Vancouver and Austin.
23. Can you drive? Not well.
24. Cigarettes or alcohol? Alcohol.
25. Excercise or healthy eating? Neither, thanks tho.
26. Favourite and least favourite accents? Canadian, Australian, northern Irish, umm….mooooooooost British ones…..my least favourite is Boston God you people.
27. What are you looking forward to? Austin Comic Con and the consecutive haircuts that will accompany it.
28. Did you play Red Rover when you were a child? I was a fucking beast at that game.
29. Are you more attracted to men or women? Women. Men are only attractive when they’re wearing pants.
30. Do you like 1980s fashion? No moreso than other fashions. It has its dos and don’ts. Also I’m not much of a fashionista so

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if I had seen Monsters University when it was in theatres I may have gone a lot easier on myself, at least for the past six months or however long it’s been around.

I debated sharing this story on tumblr, but it’s just so perfect I legitimately can’t stop thinking about it.

so today at work I checked out a couple that I could swear was exactly an aging Newton and Hermann, okay. I mean, they didn’t look like Charlie Day or Burn Gorman at all (obviously) but the taller one had a cane and the shorter one had tattoo sleeves (albeit not kaiju tattoo sleeves of course but NOT THE POINT) and I couldn’t get a word in edgewise over their bickering. It was hilarious, and I’m pretty sure they were married.

I tweeted their conversation from memory so it’s not verbatim or anything but this is pretty much how it went down.

Me: Hi! Did you find ev-
Hermann-alike: (talking over me, to Newton-alike, who is putting a large, pretty metal box on the counter) I told you not to get that box.
Newton-alike: I like the box.
Hermann-alike: It’s too big. We don’t have any room for it.
Me: (casually ringing up other things as Newton-alike takes them out of their basket while trying not to laugh) Well, returns are -
Newton-alike: (talking over me, to Hermann-alike) We have room for it. Don’t underestimate me. (to me) Ring it up, it’s okay.
Me: (rings it up)
Hermann-alike: (positively exasperated) when it DOESN’T fit like I KNOW it won’t, YOU’RE going to be the one who’s coming back to bother this poor girl and return it.
Me: Oh, it’s no troub -
Newton-alike: FINE, but when it DOES fit, I’m coming back for the other one.

They bickered some more before leaving my register (I remember an exchange like “what are you even going to use it for” “STUFF!!”) and I told them to have a nice day as they were leaving and they both turned around sweet as ever and were like “THANK YOU, WE’RE SO SORRY” and it was just.

It made my whole day, all right. My whole fucking day.

hey yo, I’m 25 now.


bracing myself for a panic attack while driving tomorrow hahahahahaa I never got to practice driving to and from work from my new place and now I’m here and I have work tomorrow and I am probably going to die

okay but don’t read death fic on his birthday, idiot