None of that’s your fault, Steve.
#god his look of realization in the third gif#that he should’ve gone looking for him#he should’ve gone looking for bucky#even just to bury a body#goooooooooooooooooooooddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd (via buckyoubucky)
every achievement in cinema history has led up to this moment
#that time that michael jordan retired from basketball to play baseball#and then was bad at baseball so went back to basketball#and in order to celebrate his return to basketball#we made a movie in which he teams up with 50 year old cartoon characters#to defeat the space aliens who magically stole the mojo of other famous basketball players#and planned to kidnap these 50 year old cartoon characters#so the cartoon characters who literally never played basketball in any of their cartoons#were like clearly the only way to settle this is with a game of basketball#and just when all hope seems lost#bill murray who has literally only been in one other scene in the movie#shows up completely without explanation#and no one questions it#and doesn’t even do anything to help the team like he literally just shows up to pass the ball to michael#and then michael jordan slam dunks the ball frorm half court to win the game#and someone in hollywood read that script#and was like yes perfect no changes need to be made let’s get this project going#i don’t believe in god#but i do believe in space jam#space jam
when bucky kept his word (even though he didn’t even remember his word).
Sam Wilson and Steve Rogers—Captain America: The Winter Soldier.
Can we talk about this? Can we talk about Steve utterly demolishing the way we romanticize the past? Can we talk about Cap’s refusal to buy into this meme that things have gone downhill since the 40s—since he actually lived through them?
I just really love Captain America ok guys?
steve rogers is so disappointed right now
Steve Rogers going on a campaign against the anti-vaccine movement: “Ladies and Gentlemen, can I show you a fucking Iron Lung.”
Steve Rogers going on Fox News and just laughing for an uncomfortably long time whenever one of the correspondents brings up some BS like, “But those were the days when women were women and men were men!”, “You mean the days when women shot guns and welded metal and amputated limbs on the battlefield and never got the appreciation they deserved? Those days?”
Steve Rogers not missing a fucking beat with today’s technology, in fact he’s delighted by it, and every time a fan asks to take a selfie with him he agrees excitedly and asks them to tag him on their instagram.
Before the 60’s, Americans ate a certain type of banana; the Gros Michel banana. During the 60’s, the Gros Michel crop in the US and Central America got destroyed by a fungus, and the Cavendish banana took its place. They look the same, but taste totally different.
Sorry Bucky. At least you got to practice your deep-throating technique.
fun fact: this is why we (nowadays) hate artificial banana flavouring, because it tastes like the Gros Michel
How Captain America: The Winter Soldier should have ended. After after credits super secret scene.
Good Guy Burglar
no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest crap ever get out of my face.