"MOVE, YOU FASCIST!"




I Am:
25 years old, a college dropout, an ex-English major and Psychology minor, a bad lesbian, awkwardly friendly, subtle like a supernova, damn near impossible to offend, dating a Dr.-Manhattan-Grumpy-Mathematician-Master-Assassin-Vulcan-Elf-Princess, a Gryffindor, a spazz, easily excitable, overprotective, fandom-oriented, probably more stubborn than I should be, a romantic, a geek, a nerd, a dweeb

You Can Call Me:
Kelty, Jude, Jimmy, Special K, Freak, Weirdo, that girl there, or any and all fandom-applicable nicknames that fit my personality, because who am I to deny.

The People You Need to Know
(If You Want to Get to Know Me):

KENDRA (my girlfriend)
EMILY (my best friend)
BLISS (my soulbuddy)
RIOT (my bratty little sister)
CODY (my adopted e-son)
MADDIE (my little princess)

brownglucose:

geekscoutcookies:

paris666hilton:

THIS IS ART

THIS IS ME. THIS IS ME. OH MY GOD

LMAO

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9 minutes ago · 118,316 notes · originally from paris666hilton
#jasdklfjalsdfj #OH MY GOD #what a hero

cptsmallass:

Prep him.

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leslie-knopes:

parks and rec + text posts (part 2)

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5 days ago · 46,114 notes · originally from leslie-knopes
#omg jERRY'S #OH MY GOD #SAME #Parks and Rec

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6woofs:

Well, I was GOING to go to bed…

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1 week ago · 77,595 notes · originally from 6woofs
#puppy~ #oh my God

wexarelikeyoungvolcanoes:

playing five nights at freddy’s like

image

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"Kanye’s not big on putting his Grammys up and stuff like that. They literally were like, in the laundry room just randomly in a sock drawer, all around." — Kim Kardashian on Kanye’s awards (via ultimatekimkardashian)

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1 week ago · 13,482 notes · originally from ultimatekimkardashian
#oh my God #personal hero

clintashamcu97:

Clintasha & Text Posts Part 2

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2 weeks ago · 162,822 notes · originally from kayinnasaki
#OH MY GOD

amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

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3 weeks ago · 306,776 notes · originally from tastefullyoffensive
#oh my God #puppy~