I Am:
25 years old, a college dropout, an ex-English major and Psychology minor, a bad lesbian, awkwardly friendly, subtle like a supernova, damn near impossible to offend, dating a Dr.-Manhattan-Grumpy-Mathematician-Master-Assassin-Vulcan-Elf-Princess, a Gryffindor, a spazz, easily excitable, overprotective, fandom-oriented, probably more stubborn than I should be, a romantic, a geek, a nerd, a dweeb

You Can Call Me:
Kelty, Jude, Jimmy, Special K, Freak, Weirdo, that girl there, or any and all fandom-applicable nicknames that fit my personality, because who am I to deny.

The People You Need to Know
(If You Want to Get to Know Me):

KENDRA (my girlfriend)
EMILY (my best friend)
BLISS (my soulbuddy)
RIOT (my bratty little sister)
CODY (my adopted e-son)
MADDIE (my little princess)

three times when chris abused mark’s boobs and that one time when mark protected them

(Source: forassgard, via dailychrisevans)


is michael cera even a real person?

(Source: carelessobserver, via majestic-assbutt)


"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"


(via surfjohnstevens)


Casting Artemis. S02E09: Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody’s Ass
Master Posts: By Episodes, By Characters


Now what we’re gonna do, is try and fix the way you young agents relate to each other.



Dee & The Carnie. S5E10: The D.E.N.N.I.S.
Master Posts: By Episodes, By Characters

2nd Anniversary Countdown
#3! with [originally] 883 notes


if finland’s country border isnt called the finnish line then i have nothing to live for

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3 weeks ago · 195,328 notes · originally from notifigaytion
#oh my God


trying to figure out someone else’s shower


(via ookyspookypookie)


your move, Nickelodeon. 

(Source: deborahsfrench, via lizzledpink)


Here’s a supercut of every time Bob says “Oh my god.”

(via Huffington Post)

(via owlthedeadman)