Comparing your relationship to Romeo and Juliet to express how in love you are is kind of like using Hamlet to demonstrate how close and well-adjusted your family life is
I felt this needed to exist.
you should ALWAYS use a condom unless it’s been explicitly discussed and you have decided otherwise as a couple! always!!!!!!!!!!
even if you’re lesbians???????
especially if you’re lesbians! if both of you get pregnant that’s twice as bad
I M LISTENING TO THE SANTA BABY COVER BY MICHAEL BUBLE AND HE FUCKING
CHANGED THE LYRICS TO “SANTA BUDDY”
IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD
NO HOMO SANTA
[UNWARRANTED AMERICAN DECLARATION OF FREEDOM]
The dangers of unprotected sex include STD, unwanted pregnancy, and the inability to become a superhuman shapeshifter because your goddamn girlfriend has transmittable immunity
*choke cough sputter wheeze*
MTV THIS IS A MARKETING GOLD MINE
Headcanon: A little before James and Lily’s wedding, James asked Sirius if he’d organize his bachelor party and Sirius went ‘Don’t you mean your stag party?’ and just literally laughed for about 5 minutes straight until James asked Remus to do it instead
Chris + struggling
Here tiny human. Pick it up and throw it away. Then I’ll go get it!
OH MY GOSH