"MOVE, YOU FASCIST!"




I Am:
25 years old, a college dropout, an ex-English major and Psychology minor, a bad lesbian, awkwardly friendly, subtle like a supernova, damn near impossible to offend, dating a Dr.-Manhattan-Grumpy-Mathematician-Master-Assassin-Vulcan-Elf-Princess, a Gryffindor, a spazz, easily excitable, overprotective, fandom-oriented, probably more stubborn than I should be, a romantic, a geek, a nerd, a dweeb

You Can Call Me:
Kelty, Jude, Jimmy, Special K, Freak, Weirdo, that girl there, or any and all fandom-applicable nicknames that fit my personality, because who am I to deny.

The People You Need to Know
(If You Want to Get to Know Me):

KENDRA (my girlfriend)
EMILY (my best friend)
BLISS (my soulbuddy)
RIOT (my bratty little sister)
CODY (my adopted e-son)
MADDIE (my little princess)

twophoenixfeathers:

whoop there it is

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smallerontheoutside:

comedycentral:

Click here to watch more of Jordan Klepper and Jessica Williams’s safety tips for college students from last night’s Daily Show.

one day schrodinger’s rapist might be one of those things that only history buffs and trivia geeks have heard of

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1 month ago · 117,665 notes · originally from comedycentral
#hahaha #hahahahaha

feelinglikeacriminal:

Kate Nash || Foundations

You said I must eat so many lemons,
‘Cause I am so bitter.

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ionaonie:

teenwolftoday:

Derek Hale has always been a Hero

AND THIS IS WHY DEREK HALE’S ACTIONS PROVE THAT HE’S WORTHY OF BEING ALPHA 

HE SAVED SOMEONE THAT CAME FROM THE FAMILY THAT WIPED OUT HIS ENTIRE FAMILY, THREATENED HIM AND HATED HIS KIND

YET HE STILL SHIELDED HIM WITH HIS ENTIRE BODY TO SAVE HIM BECAUSE IT’S THE RIGHT THING TO DO

Hell, this is the guy who in the first episode (maybe the second, I forget) who drove home the niece of the woman who murdered his family to keep her safe from Scott in case he wolfed out. (With the added bonus of getting her jacket to prove to Scott that he was all kinds of out of control). 

(Source: blaineswolf, via forensicallyyours)



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geniusbee:

TAKE THE HINT TINY MATH MAN

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"Don’t feel stupid if you don’t like what everyone else pretends to love." — Emma Watson (via petite-ourse)

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1 year ago · 66 notes · originally from petite-ourse
#haha #hahahahaha #ha

fuckyeahteddylupin:

Same mirror - same place - different orphan by *button-bird

fuckyeahteddylupin:

Same mirror - same place - different orphan by *button-bird

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selfihateyouithink:

sassygayangel:

i long for the day where queer characters/relationships/etc aren’t shoved off to the side, seen as this dirty thing that should never be talked about because who wants to see that anyway? (aside from using it as spank material of course!!)

where queer interpretations are considered just as valid, where it isn’t made fun of, where there isn’t all these “hat tips” that go nowhere because it isn’t even worth the actual integration into canon— always a joke, always looking into things too much, always a fantasy

stop twisting our words, our story, you say

it’s not that kind of story, you say

it would change the genre/character/etc beyond recognition, you say

but i pine for a whisper of validation

that says

yes, you do exist

and i’m glad that you exist

you can have stories, too

you can be the hero, too

 my heart is forever broken and besieged by the media industrymy attempts to find an outlet for my emotions and a validation for who I am mocked



notsoholymarie:

lightningnymph:

faroresferrari:

allthingshyper:

wanderingquill:

These guys can no longer claim, women don’t know true pain. 

I enjoy this post WAY too much

Call me malicious but I want every male politician who’s against birth control and abortion to get hooked up to one of these.

This was from a program in the Netherlands. The evening before it aired, these two men were guests at a talk show. When asked about it, the one on the right in these pictures noted that it was the worst pain he ever felt and he thought about giving up at 5% of a contraction.

Guys guys, there is a video! I don’t understand a THING but it’s fucking satisfying!

notsoholymarie:

lightningnymph:

faroresferrari:

allthingshyper:

wanderingquill:

These guys can no longer claim, women don’t know true pain. 

I enjoy this post WAY too much

Call me malicious but I want every male politician who’s against birth control and abortion to get hooked up to one of these.

This was from a program in the Netherlands. The evening before it aired, these two men were guests at a talk show. When asked about it, the one on the right in these pictures noted that it was the worst pain he ever felt and he thought about giving up at 5% of a contraction.

Guys guys, there is a video! I don’t understand a THING but it’s fucking satisfying!

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1 year ago · 453,551 notes · originally from fashion-momma-deactivated201407
#hahahahaha #burn