"SHIT THE BOMB, MOLLY"




I Am:
25 years old, a college dropout, an ex-English major and Psychology minor, a lesbian, awkward, subtle like a supernova, damn near impossible to offend, dating a Dr.-Manhattan-Grumpy-Mathematician-Master-Assassin-Vulcan-Elf-Princess, obsessive compulsive, easily excitable, obsessed with fandom, manic-depressive, consistently anxious, emotionally unstable in almost every way, a romantic, a geek, a nerd, a dweeb

You Can Call Me:
Kelty, Kat, Jude, Jimmy, Special K, Freak, Weirdo, or any and all fandom-applicable nicknames that fit my personality, because who am I to deny.

The People You Need to Know
(If You Want to Get to Know Me):

KENDRA (my girlfriend)
EMILY (my best friend)
BLISS (my soulbuddy)
CODY (my adopted e-son)

typicaltaurus:

What level did ur dog learn flamethrower

typicaltaurus:

What level did ur dog learn flamethrower

(via frozen-void)


1 week ago · 275,186 notes · originally from niknak79
#guys #puppy~

ronaldtherapist:

IM ACTUALLY LAUGHNG SO HARD

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via qq-kachoo)


2 weeks ago · 165,960 notes · originally from tastefullyoffensive
#w o w #guys

sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

(Source: hashtagugly, via mycroft-lestrade)



introbulus:

one-hamburger:

dicksp8jr:

fionaaelizabeth:

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

I sea.

(Source: fionaelizabeth, via majestic-assbutt)


5 months ago · 821,544 notes · originally from fionaelizabeth
#guys

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

svveetlemonade:

rickytee:

svveetlemonade:

alyssathesquirrel:

grandchilds:

svveetlemonade:

i just electrocuted myself omg

how shocking

How do you currently feel?

im kind of amped

Watt I cant hear you

i said it hertz a lot

image

(Source: iexl, via thnksfrstump)


5 months ago · 173,109 notes · originally from iexl
#guys

awesomephilia:

The officer thought he had an arrest but it didn’t pan out

awesomephilia:

The officer thought he had an arrest but it didn’t pan out

(via raetoro)


10 months ago · 734,633 notes · originally from 4gifs
#guys #please

snowingblackout:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

bloodydiadem:

That moment you realize you are Edmund

he almost gets them killed because he wants sweets

we’re still Edmund

(via sheisahopelessromantic)



captorihardlyknowher:

count-vulvula:

thedivingboard:

russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks

15 minutes late they clearly weren’t

russian

looks like they were

stalin

(via majestic-assbutt)


1 year ago · 247,746 notes · originally from democracykills-deactivated20130
#guys

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1 year ago · 66,228 notes · originally from niknak79
#guys

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1 year ago · 65,737 notes · originally from assilikesbowties
#guys #Harry Potter feels #Hobbity things