"MOVE, YOU FASCIST!"




I Am:
25 years old, a college dropout, an ex-English major and Psychology minor, a bad lesbian, awkwardly friendly, subtle like a supernova, damn near impossible to offend, dating a Dr.-Manhattan-Grumpy-Mathematician-Master-Assassin-Vulcan-Elf-Princess, a Gryffindor, a spazz, easily excitable, overprotective, fandom-oriented, probably more stubborn than I should be, a romantic, a geek, a nerd, a dweeb

You Can Call Me:
Kelty, Jude, Jimmy, Special K, Freak, Weirdo, that girl there, or any and all fandom-applicable nicknames that fit my personality, because who am I to deny.

The People You Need to Know
(If You Want to Get to Know Me):

KENDRA (my girlfriend)
EMILY (my best friend)
BLISS (my soulbuddy)
RIOT (my bratty little sister)
CODY (my adopted e-son)
MADDIE (my little princess)

hiddlesbatchlove:

lilmissitalia:

If there’s a “heavens no” and a “hell yes” why isn’t there a “purgatory maybe”

PURGHAPS

(Source: lilmiss-fallen-pancake, via vakarrrian)


1 week ago · 278,724 notes · originally from lilmiss-fallen-pancake
#guys #c'mon

knitmeapony:

Sort of Incorrect Les Miserables Lyrics — You’re the One That I Want

No, that looks right to me.

(Source: enjolrastic, via lizzledpink)


2 weeks ago · 57,390 notes · originally from enjolrastic
#wow #guys #don't #....gUYS #Les Mis

typicaltaurus:

What level did ur dog learn flamethrower

typicaltaurus:

What level did ur dog learn flamethrower

(via frozen-void)


3 months ago · 300,575 notes · originally from niknak79
#guys #puppy~

ronaldtherapist:

IM ACTUALLY LAUGHNG SO HARD

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via qq-kachoo)


3 months ago · 174,918 notes · originally from tastefullyoffensive
#w o w #guys

sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

(Source: hashtagugly, via mycroft-lestrade)



introbulus:

one-hamburger:

dicksp8jr:

fionaaelizabeth:

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

I sea.

(Source: fionaelizabeth, via majestic-assbutt)


8 months ago · 854,618 notes · originally from fionaelizabeth
#guys

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

svveetlemonade:

rickytee:

svveetlemonade:

alyssathesquirrel:

grandchilds:

svveetlemonade:

i just electrocuted myself omg

how shocking

How do you currently feel?

im kind of amped

Watt I cant hear you

i said it hertz a lot

image

(via thnksfrstump)


8 months ago · 184,167 notes · originally from iexl-deactivated20140427
#guys

awesomephilia:

The officer thought he had an arrest but it didn’t pan out

awesomephilia:

The officer thought he had an arrest but it didn’t pan out

(via raetoro)


1 year ago · 739,697 notes · originally from 4gifs
#guys #please

snowingblackout:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

bloodydiadem:

That moment you realize you are Edmund

he almost gets them killed because he wants sweets

we’re still Edmund

(via sheisahopelessromantic)



captorihardlyknowher:

count-vulvula:

thedivingboard:

russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks

15 minutes late they clearly weren’t

russian

looks like they were

stalin

(via majestic-assbutt)


1 year ago · 249,828 notes · originally from democracykills-deactivated20130
#guys