"We do a lot of dry humping. With each other."
tony doesn’t ever say hi when he calls rhodey, he just starts like
"do you ever have a chick straddling you and you look up and suddenly she’s glowing from the inside out kind of a… bright orange?"
"do you ever wake up one morning and wonder why there’s a painting on your bedroom wall of you and a middle-aged elvis?"
"do you ever tell a girl that maybe that dress isn’t the best idea and end up with a repulsor burn on your favorite iron man statue?"
"do you ever eat something that just really disagrees with you and you’re not sure if you need to sit on or kneel in front of the toilet?"
teen wolf rewatch → 1x11
hanging out with your best friend more like
making plans with friends like