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I Am:
24 years old, a college dropout, an ex-English major and Psychology minor, a lesbian, awkward, subtle like a supernova, damn near impossible to offend, dating a Dr.-Manhattan-Angel-of-the-Lord-Robot-Fassbender-Vulcan, obsessive compulsive, easily excitable, obsessed with fandom, manic-depressive, consistently anxious, emotionally unstable in almost every way, a romantic, a geek, a nerd, a dweeb

You Can Call Me:
Kelty, Kat, Jude, Jimmy, Special K, Freak, Weirdo, or any and all fandom-applicable nicknames that fit my personality, because who am I to deny.

The People You Need to Know
(If You Want to Get to Know Me):
KENDRA (my girlfriend)
EMILY (my best friend)
AVERY (my AU)
BLISS (my soulbuddy)
CODY (my adopted e-son)

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thatscienceguy:

1 and 5 are kind of Humbling…

(via ola-mishaamigos)

poopflow:

it should be a high school requirement to work in food and retail for at least 6 months a piece so everyone can understand not to be assholes to employees who are just doing their jobs 

(Source: poopflow, via actuallycrowley)

saderidan:

When a character death is so sudden you just sit there in shock for three minutes wondering where the hell that came from.

(via mycroft-lestrade)

notoriousbfg:

a dating site for gay physicists called “the large hardon collider”

(via callmeconquistador)

longlivethetribe:

taskscape:

justcarl:

Mars Rover: $800m

Team to Operate: $1b.

Drawing a penis on the surface of another planet: Priceless.

(via raetoro)

30secondstomarshmallow:

redskiesoverparadise:

filthymitts:

theblackship:

ilvalentinos:

robert-pattinson-hates-his-life:

Rob talking about a stalker he had in Spain.

(via brokeback-purgatory)

"there’s literally nothing stopping you [from doing this thing that costs money]" —

people with money. only people with money (via daxsymbiont)

#I saw this really awful quote that was like DID U KNOW YOU DON’T NEED TO HAVE A DEGREE #YOU CAN QUIT YOUR JOB #DON’T SAY YOU CAN’T TRAVEL SAY U HAVE OTHER PRIORITIES #and I just. that’s not how things work you ridiculous bukowski-worshipping dick

(via anime-davos-seaworth)

(Source: fuckbloggingandfuckdrugdoer, via medvezhka)

paula-valeria:

fatefellshortthistoime:

“you’re only 18, you’ll regret that tattoo when you’re older” my mom says as she hands me college applications so i can decide on the career i’ll have for the rest of my life

(via selfihateyouithink)

qq-kachoo:

I hate those few paranoid days right before your period when every phantom pain must be a cramp and you run to the restroom to make sure you aren’t going to have to change your pants but that tp is white as can be and the paranoia just starts all over again 

Have you ever read any Twilight Fanfiction ?

(via morgan-ashleigh)