"MOVE, YOU FASCIST!"




I Am:
25 years old, a college dropout, an ex-English major and Psychology minor, a bad lesbian, awkwardly friendly, subtle like a supernova, damn near impossible to offend, dating a Dr.-Manhattan-Grumpy-Mathematician-Master-Assassin-Vulcan-Elf-Princess, a Gryffindor, a spazz, easily excitable, overprotective, fandom-oriented, probably more stubborn than I should be, a romantic, a geek, a nerd, a dweeb

You Can Call Me:
Kelty, Jude, Jimmy, Special K, Freak, Weirdo, that girl there, or any and all fandom-applicable nicknames that fit my personality, because who am I to deny.

The People You Need to Know
(If You Want to Get to Know Me):

KENDRA (my girlfriend)
EMILY (my best friend)
BLISS (my soulbuddy)
RIOT (my bratty little sister)
CODY (my adopted e-son)
MADDIE (my little princess)

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2 years ago · 64,185 notes · originally from madisonyork
#omGODJFLKDS #Avengers #dying

» The Best Of Aziz Ansari - Aziz gets in a fight with LL Bean

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EMILY THOUGHT VIS LIVED AND I AM DYING. 



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emilyisobsessed:

I misread this as “i already named our chicken”

emilyisobsessed:

I misread this as “i already named our chicken”

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3 years ago · 79,629 notes · originally from underplay
#bwhahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa #dying #oh god

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something is rotten in the state of harvard 

lucy-vanpelt:

  • can someone write me hamlet au
  • but instead of it being all depressing and having everyone die
  • everything is gay and nothing hurts instead
  • obviously mark and eduardo are hamlet and horatio
  • and rosencrantz and guildenstern can be the winklevii trololol
  • and erica can be ophelia except she’s hbic
  • so when mark is like BID THEE TO A NUNNERY she’s just like
  • “BITCH PLEASE BID THEE TO A NUNNERY MARK BID THEE TO A NUNNERY”
  • and chris and dustin can be marcellus and bernardo who don’t get that much screentime (STAYING TRUE TO THE MOVIE SEE SEE)
  • AND SEAN CAN BE IDK FORTINBRAS LMAO STRANGER BITCH FROM NORWAY
  • YOU KNOW IT’D BE GREAT
  • TO CODE OR NOT TO CODE ETC
  • AND EVERY NIGHT MARK SAYS TO EDUARDO “GOOD NIGHT SWEET LOOKING BRAZILIAN PRINCE”


chantelmedeiros:

just going to reblog this again. 

chantelmedeiros:

just going to reblog this again. 

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ARMIE HAMMER, ARMIE HAMMER AGAIN. 

devilsavocado-:

#aaron sorkin lists people i want to have sex with

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3 years ago · 206 notes · originally from cinemas-
#Oscars #dying #when tags are art

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3 years ago · 4,858 notes · originally from alexandracameron
#dying #choking and dying #TIMBALONE #XDD