
all the animals were like, “no! don’t fly off! you’ll get hit!”
but then the bird was like, “I’m scared! I’m gonna do it!”
and they were like, “no! YOU IGNORANT SLUT DON’T DO IT.”
BUT THE BIRD FLEW OFF ANYWAY AND YOU KNOW WHAT
IT GOT SHOT.
(via snapesgrudge-deactivated2011032)

(Source: alexandracameron, via andrewandthegarfields)

(via majestic-assbutt)

JESSE, YOUR GAY IS SHOWING
(Source: altarofthesky, via nixons)