"MOVE, YOU FASCIST!"




I Am:
25 years old, a college dropout, an ex-English major and Psychology minor, a bad lesbian, awkwardly friendly, subtle like a supernova, damn near impossible to offend, dating a Dr.-Manhattan-Grumpy-Mathematician-Master-Assassin-Vulcan-Elf-Princess, a Gryffindor, a spazz, easily excitable, overprotective, fandom-oriented, probably more stubborn than I should be, a romantic, a geek, a nerd, a dweeb

You Can Call Me:
Kelty, Jude, Jimmy, Special K, Freak, Weirdo, that girl there, or any and all fandom-applicable nicknames that fit my personality, because who am I to deny.

The People You Need to Know
(If You Want to Get to Know Me):

KENDRA (my girlfriend)
EMILY (my best friend)
BLISS (my soulbuddy)
RIOT (my bratty little sister)
CODY (my adopted e-son)
MADDIE (my little princess)

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3 years ago · 134,719 notes · originally from tyrotoxisms
#choking and dying #fuck yeah Harry Potter

#every minute of justin timberlake’s life

#every minute of justin timberlake’s life


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omfg that bird is so stupid 

snapesgrudge:

all the animals were like, “no! don’t fly off! you’ll get hit!”

but then the bird was like, “I’m scared! I’m gonna do it!”

and they were like, “no! YOU IGNORANT SLUT DON’T DO IT.”

BUT THE BIRD FLEW OFF ANYWAY AND YOU KNOW WHAT

IT GOT SHOT.


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Best fucking one.
I am dying.

Best fucking one.

I am dying.

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3 years ago · 9,401 notes · originally from
#choking and dying #fuck yeah Disney #hipster bitches

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3 years ago · 4,858 notes · originally from alexandracameron
#dying #choking and dying #TIMBALONE #XDD

welp. 

emilyisobsessed:



rainaelizabeth:

rainaelizabeth:

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howareyourcatsjesse:

JESSE, YOUR GAY IS SHOWING

howareyourcatsjesse:

JESSE, YOUR GAY IS SHOWING

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