

In which Sherlock sparkles and is an jerk; and John follows him everywhere for no apparent reason other than he is pretty and dangerous. #soundslegittome
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So if you meet me have some courtesy. Have some sympathy, and some taste, use all your well-learned politesse or I’ll lay your soul to waste.
Sympathy For The Devil - The Rolling Stones
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Oh Sherlock~ Thank goodness you’re here! Someone broke into the flat and tied me up! I don’t know what I would have done if my big strong consulting detective hadn’t shown up to save meeeeeeoooooh … ‘llo Greg … er it’s a drugs bust is it? Uh, just give me 2 seconds to ARGHHHHH BUGGERING FUCK!
Jane Watson, Ladies and Gentlemen, is a real smooth operator. Or at least she thinks she is. Remind me, why do they call you ‘three continents Watson’ again honey?

I’m going to make my own reboot of Sherlock Holmes: SHERHAWK HOLMES AND HULKSON: HULK SMASH PUNY CLUE.
They would just wander around and get confused at things and smash/blow stuff up, unless the clue is a door, and Hawkeye will have a brilliant revelation about doors opening from both sides. Black Widow will be Lestrade and she’ll just go ahead and solve the mystery for them and then make them think they did they did it so that they feel proud of themselves.
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Joe: Just wait a second, I love him. I’ve just been ???? Scott. [x]
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