Don’t be scared. I’m a shapeshifter too!
my brother is upset because he did not win the bug catching contest
my brother is in the United States Marine Corps
Chubby Raichu appreciation post
AUUUGUHGHGHUHGUHG RAICHUUUU AUGHUAHGUAHGUHAUEHUH CUTE
NO OKAY SERIOUSLY FUCK THIS EPISODE.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING CARTOON ABOUT HOW ASH ADOPTS CHARMADER RUINED MY ENTIRE FUCKING CHILDHOOD
ASH AND GANG FIND THIS LITTLE GUY, SICK AND INJURED ON THIS FUCKING ROCK AFTER HEARING THIS FUCKING DOUCHEBAG TRAINER BRAGGING THAT HE ABANDONED HIS CHARMANDER BECAUSE HE WAS WEAK. AND CHARMANDER IS LOYAL AS FUCK SO HE’S WAITING AND WAITING AND HIS TRAINER THINGS THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS BECAUSE HE’S A TOTAL ASSHOLE.
DO YOU KNOW HOW A CHARMANDER’S TAIL FLAME WORKS? WELL LET ME FUCKING TELL YOU. IF HIS FLAME GOES OUT, HE FUCKING DIES.
SO ASH AND GANG RUSH TO SAVE CHARMANDER BECAUSE IT’S RAINING FUCKING HARD, AND WHEN THEY GET THERE HE’S BEING ATTACKED BY SOME SHITTY BIRD POKEMON AND HE’S STRUGGLING SO HARD TO STAY ALIVE AND HE’S HOLDING THIS LITTLE FUCKING LEAF OVER HIS TAIL FLAME WHICH IS SO SMALL AND ABOUT TO GO OUT
AND LITTLE 8 YEAR OLD ME IS JUST FUCKING HYSTERICALLY CRYING OVER THIS FUCKING CHARMANDER AND THE CRUELTY OF MAN
FUCK THIS EPISODE FUCK YOU CHARMANDER
What upset me so much was that when Charmander grew up he didn’t seem to remember any of the shit Ash went through and was just like “idk maybe I’ll tackle this Pokemon but maybe I’ll fall the fuck asleep” rude as fucking shit Charmeleon like goddamn
And then Charizard God don’t even get me started. Like yeah he had his moments and all but way to generally be a big ol’ dick.
Like I get Ash needed experience but what happened to all that damn loyalty over there??? LIKE REALLY.
One day I’ll be over the regular emotional trauma Pokemon put me through but today is not that day.
Bring back Pokemon walking behind you like on hg/ss that shit was adorable
Being a 20+ on tumblr
RAJEWEL'SPOKEMON ART APPRECIATION POST (╯⊙ヮ⊙)╯☆.。.:*・°
What the hell that is so cute.