"MOVE, YOU FASCIST!"




I Am:
25 years old, a college dropout, an ex-English major and Psychology minor, a bad lesbian, awkwardly friendly, subtle like a supernova, damn near impossible to offend, dating a Dr.-Manhattan-Grumpy-Mathematician-Master-Assassin-Vulcan-Elf-Princess, a Gryffindor, a spazz, easily excitable, overprotective, fandom-oriented, probably more stubborn than I should be, a romantic, a geek, a nerd, a dweeb

You Can Call Me:
Kelty, Jude, Jimmy, Special K, Freak, Weirdo, that girl there, or any and all fandom-applicable nicknames that fit my personality, because who am I to deny.

The People You Need to Know
(If You Want to Get to Know Me):

KENDRA (my girlfriend)
EMILY (my best friend)
BLISS (my soulbuddy)
RIOT (my bratty little sister)
CODY (my adopted e-son)
MADDIE (my little princess)

90) I hate going out to drink. If I plan on drinking, even just one beer, I like doing it in my own house or whichever house I’m staying in for the night. 



89) I don’t like red fruit snacks/skittles. Everyone else seems to, but I like green and yellow more. 



88) I live 98% off of microwaved meals, fast food, and things my mother freezes and sends me. The rest is Red Vines and jerky. 



87) Based on their almost identical ages and finding him at a vulnerable time in my life, I have a weird habit of seeing Freddie Highmore as my little brother. 



86) Sometimes I’ll stare at the red line under a word I know is spelled correctly for several minutes before I realize it’s a word made up by the Internet. 



85) I’m the type of person that rants hysterically about unrealistic situations in commercials. 



84) I don’t think I’ll ever be too old to be excited about getting stuff in the mail. 


3 years ago · 13 notes
#100 Facts

83) I lie to my therapist because I’m not really all that comfortable with telling her anything. 



82) When it comes to religions I couldn’t care less what you do or don’t pray to, except for when it comes to the Amish. I have a very ranty stigma about the Amish.