I Am: 24 years old, a college dropout, an ex-English major and Psychology minor, a lesbian, awkward, subtle like a supernova, damn near impossible to offend, dating a Dr.-Manhattan-Angel-of-the-Lord-Robot-Fassbender-Attorney, obsessive compulsive, easily excitable, obsessed with fandom, manic-depressive, consistently anxious, emotionally unstable in almost every way, a romantic, a geek, a nerd, a dweeb You Can Call Me: Kelty, Kat, Jude, Jimmy, Special K, Freak, Weirdo, or any and all fandom-applicable nicknames that fit my personality, because who am I to deny. The People You Need to Know (If You Want to Get to Know Me):KENDRA (my girlfriend)EMILY (my best friend)AVERY (my AU)BLISS (my soulbuddy)CODY (my adopted e-son)"SHIT THE BOMB, MOLLY"Tumblr (3.0; @callmejude)http://callmejude.tumblr.com/Photo<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwg438eA8R1qahxmso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://callmejude.tumblr.com/post/50829006578http://callmejude.tumblr.com/post/50829006578Sun, 19 May 2013 11:30:09 -0500yeah no shitorangemuses: THE DREAM <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7e8c5a26618f21cb77f219b8158bab2f/tumblr_mmggu20sSz1rhe0wpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://orangemuses.tumblr.com/post/49916860892/the-dream" target="_blank">orangemuses</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>THE DREAM</em></p> </blockquote>http://callmejude.tumblr.com/post/50823093849http://callmejude.tumblr.com/post/50823093849Sun, 19 May 2013 10:04:07 -0500aldfjkafs           Brazilian Plus Size Model Cleo Fernandes <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8f5a59198381a451be6a1c8555a07d8e/tumblr_mk6r1u2eVL1rxvapuo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9be38d0ef2aeb0333c193e916d90b875/tumblr_mk6r1u2eVL1rxvapuo4_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><strong>          Brazilian Plus Size Model Cleo Fernandes</strong></p> </blockquote>http://callmejude.tumblr.com/post/50818073919http://callmejude.tumblr.com/post/50818073919Sun, 19 May 2013 08:37:45 -0500hUFF*u*hello gorgeousporcelain-horse-horselain:  Not a god damn thing. <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a5d13e77e53ea4cf9b5acae06fd16e28/tumblr_mm87xjlJxp1qceeh0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://porcelain-horse-horselain.tumblr.com/post/49513034120/not-a-god-damn-thing" target="_blank">porcelain-horse-horselain</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p> Not a god damn thing.</p> </blockquote>http://callmejude.tumblr.com/post/50814200154http://callmejude.tumblr.com/post/50814200154Sun, 19 May 2013 07:11:39 -0500aldfjaStar Treksteampoweredstucklock: onetwo-freefour: killmytime: University...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maj2ulxvPF1rfm66io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://steampoweredstucklock.tumblr.com/post/39364648330/onetwo-freefour-killmytime-univercity" target="_blank">steampoweredstucklock</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://onetwo-freefour.tumblr.com/post/39361835739/killmytime-univercity-application-i-am" target="_blank">onetwo-freefour</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://killmytime.tumblr.com/post/31779989546/univercity-application" target="_blank">killmytime</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>University application</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>I AM SCREAMING</p> </blockquote> <p>YES</p> </blockquote>http://callmejude.tumblr.com/post/50809911078http://callmejude.tumblr.com/post/50809911078Sun, 19 May 2013 05:45:11 -0500samedon't ask me about universityphroobin: wow holy shit I look so different in these two...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/245c74b4813f65031726aba0cdb21a95/tumblr_mn1jvux2Mr1qdsuyho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://phroobin.tumblr.com/post/50808487665" target="_blank">phroobin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>wow holy shit I look so different in these two cosplays I don’t??? understand???? </p> </blockquote>http://callmejude.tumblr.com/post/50809360964http://callmejude.tumblr.com/post/50809360964Sun, 19 May 2013 05:39:45 -0500ROO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!/ROOOOOOOOOO!!!!!/I'MSKDJL:SF!!!!!!!!!!!!!ROO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CAN'T WORSDSROOPLSHALP"I no longer need you to fuck me as hard as I hate myself. Make love to me like you know I am better..."“<p>I no longer need you to fuck me as hard<br/> as I hate myself.</p> <p>Make love to me<br/> like you know I am better than the worst thing I ever did.<br/> Go slow.<br/> I’m new to this<br/> but I have seen nearly every city from a rooftop without jumping.<br/> I have realized</p> <p>that the moon did not have to be full for us to love it.<br/> We are not tragedies<br/> stranded here beneath it.</p>”<br/><br/> - <em><em>We Were Emergencies/</em>Buddy Wakefield (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://novaked.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">novaked</a>)</em>http://callmejude.tumblr.com/post/50807483819http://callmejude.tumblr.com/post/50807483819Sun, 19 May 2013 05:21:58 -0500KendraPhoto<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8axat8adV1rc6biao1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8axat8adV1rc6biao2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://callmejude.tumblr.com/post/50802526833http://callmejude.tumblr.com/post/50802526833Sun, 19 May 2013 04:27:50 -0500jesus christwhy thisKKBBPhoto<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/eed61095ddb2c53f3d8af52517979178/tumblr_mkby4r7tNM1qgyzawo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3a4d9bb90ee005d993a90c35d083454b/tumblr_mkby4r7tNM1qgyzawo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bd9f9979cfce032cf8eed1bdcc50f566/tumblr_mkby4r7tNM1qgyzawo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://callmejude.tumblr.com/post/50801850841http://callmejude.tumblr.com/post/50801850841Sun, 19 May 2013 04:19:07 -0500about meTO ALL THE SPIDEYPOOL HATERS:<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iicel.tumblr.com/post/30106640030/to-all-the-spideypool-haters" target="_blank">iicel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p><strong>“HOW DID PEOPLE COME UP WITH SPIDEYPOOL IT’S SO RANDOM”</strong></p> <p><strong><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99ks8hB4s1r5tpng.png"/></strong></p> <p><strong>“IT’S A TOTAL CRACK SHIP”</strong></p> <p><strong><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99ky3KhWs1r5tpng.png"/></strong></p> <p><strong><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99og1opEh1r5tpng.png"/></strong></p> <p><strong>“THEY HATE EACH OTHER”</strong></p> <p><strong><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99mb9AEOC1r5tpng.png"/></strong></p> <p><strong><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99l3qDbya1r5tpng.png"/></strong></p> <p><strong><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99l40N0vn1r5tpng.png"/></strong></p> <p><strong>“PETER HATES WADE AND THINKS HE’S A BAD PERSON”</strong></p> <p><strong><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99mqjXMmK1r5tpng.png"/></strong></p> <p><strong><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99lptIhgO1r5tpng.png"/></strong></p> <p><strong><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99l89BPeo1r5tpng.png"/></strong></p> <p><strong>“DEADPOOL IS STRAIGHT!!!”</strong></p> <p><strong><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99molAnDW1r5tpng.png"/></strong></p> <p><strong>“NO ATTRACTION WHATSOEVER”</strong></p> <p><strong><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99msrU2VJ1r5tpng.png"/></strong></p> <p><strong><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99mt0eDIl1r5tpng.png"/></strong></p> <p><strong><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99mtaru761r5tpng.png"/></strong></p> <p><strong><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99n4eZeyN1r5tpng.png"/></strong></p> <p><strong><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99lylhYUJ1r5tpng.png"/></strong></p> <p><strong><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99mwgysBF1r5tpng.png"/></strong></p> <p><strong>“WELL…DEADPOOL ISN’T CAPABLE OF BEING IN A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP OR BEING LOVING”</strong></p> <p><strong><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99lsrzIk41r5tpng.png"/></strong></p> <p><strong><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99lsefDz11r5tpng.png"/></strong></p> <p><strong>“NO CHEMISTRY”</strong></p> <p><strong><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99o2zVoit1r5tpng.png"/></strong></p> <p><strong><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99o3aZNWz1r5tpng.png"/></strong></p> <p><strong><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99o3n4zzn1r5tpng.png"/></strong></p> <p><strong>“THEY WOULDNT BE ABLE TO COOPERATE EVER”</strong></p> <p><strong><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99npuA70f1r5tpng.png"/></strong></p> <p><strong>“STUPID FANGIRLS STOP PAIRING UP EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!”</strong></p> <p><strong><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99mi5EmaW1r5tpng.jpg"/></strong></p> </div> </blockquote>http://callmejude.tumblr.com/post/50797855833http://callmejude.tumblr.com/post/50797855833Sun, 19 May 2013 02:52:54 -0500you're wrong and boring and I hate youI pray to DeadpoolSPIDER MAN 8333otp: hush my little pool partyPhoto<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2408d9fdcb47735c6633b82845bde3f3/tumblr_mm368xKsha1qh3rg5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://callmejude.tumblr.com/post/50794345822http://callmejude.tumblr.com/post/50794345822Sun, 19 May 2013 01:26:33 -0500all I'm thinking is HermesPhoto<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e4e9fe10bc2d2c1c539f90573b5a241b/tumblr_mm96amp3mh1rt7djqo2_r1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://callmejude.tumblr.com/post/50779585668http://callmejude.tumblr.com/post/50779585668Sat, 18 May 2013 21:34:14 -0500weeps openlyperfectionIM3AvengersGreat Gatsby Fact:<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lagerthan.tumblr.com/post/49947508880/great-gatsby-fact" target="_blank">lagerthan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thought-monsterr.tumblr.com/post/49413681140/great-gatsby-fact" target="_blank">thought-monsterr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <div>Truman Capote was the original screenwriter for the 1974 film. In his draft, Nick was a homosexual and Jordan Baker a vindictive lesbian - he was fired and his screenplay was never filmed. <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/briangalindo/12-things-every-the-great-gatsby-buff-should-know" target="_blank">(x)</a></div> </div> </blockquote> <p><a href="http://tumblr.com" target="_blank">#lol is jordan baker not a vengeful lesbian?</a> <a href="http://tumblr.com" target="_blank">#is nick not gay?</a> <a href="http://tumblr.com" target="_blank">#wow i need a reread</a> </p> </blockquote>http://callmejude.tumblr.com/post/50773739127http://callmejude.tumblr.com/post/50773739127Sat, 18 May 2013 20:08:00 -0500seriously thoughEnglish major monsterThe Great Gatsbyitsxandy: <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/df66abe3b8bd290abdc7b3e360df417c/tumblr_mg2yijmt311qewacoo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://itsxandy.tumblr.com/post/48907403881" target="_blank">itsxandy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/cbef11055ac14f8e64fdbbb705b66124/tumblr_inline_mlug37PT5Z1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://callmejude.tumblr.com/post/50768205821http://callmejude.tumblr.com/post/50768205821Sat, 18 May 2013 18:41:38 -0500laughs and sobssame She jerked to her feet as if he’d struck her, sending a wash of...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/db09be75540a6c7adc22046614de16df/tumblr_mm03xfR9sb1qc01vno1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a17f500e4e1e3b2cc0d1d44f2602b721/tumblr_mm03xfR9sb1qc01vno2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8c323ae033331a92608e2e330041c582/tumblr_mm03xfR9sb1qc01vno3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dc957ec0a6a463d23b3a7de15e823e39/tumblr_mm03xfR9sb1qc01vno4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/da796fc9210022d3d7bda2221b74a967/tumblr_mm03xfR9sb1qc01vno5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e07fe956d109949f574609a4a6fe5c1a/tumblr_mm03xfR9sb1qc01vno6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em><small>She jerked to her feet as if he’d struck her, sending a wash of hot water across the tub. Jaime caught a glimpse of the thick blonde bush at the juncture of her thighs as she climbed out. She was much hairier than his sister. Absurdly, he felt his cock stir beneath the bathwater… He averted his eyes, troubled by his body’s response. “That was unworthy,” he mumbled. “I’m a maimed man, and bitter. Forgive me, wench. You have protected me as well as any man could have, and better than most.”</small></em></p> </blockquote>http://callmejude.tumblr.com/post/50762276822http://callmejude.tumblr.com/post/50762276822Sat, 18 May 2013 17:15:19 -0500Game of Thronesrolls aroundfrahk: nothing is worse than disliking someone who everyone likes <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://frahk.tumblr.com/post/38808254896/nothing-is-worse-than-disliking-someone-who" target="_blank">frahk</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>nothing is worse than disliking someone who everyone likes</p> </blockquote>http://callmejude.tumblr.com/post/50756022497http://callmejude.tumblr.com/post/50756022497Sat, 18 May 2013 15:49:07 -0500except maybe liking someone everyone hatesehthey probably break about evenPhoto<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2c27463aea228d40e9664e601baab983/tumblr_mktcgzDUzr1qd87w4o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b36060061947db54217b8216a040e7d4/tumblr_mktcgzDUzr1qd87w4o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://callmejude.tumblr.com/post/50749816875http://callmejude.tumblr.com/post/50749816875Sat, 18 May 2013 14:22:55 -0500gpo Bliss and mewe switchArcher Saving the world, one wrinkled dress shirt at a time (x). <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b2ad21aeaaa7c4b18109112267fab263/tumblr_mmhftbiTOZ1qajc4eo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/715a46ac718edd4528c5ed9634dc1923/tumblr_mmhftbiTOZ1qajc4eo6_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cbfdd5c7009fbbcf3f40ad1e09554e27/tumblr_mmhftbiTOZ1qajc4eo4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/12ae21a21264d9504209b658a5360ee8/tumblr_mmhftbiTOZ1qajc4eo3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fe0fbdf2065858859eb3c75487b93e45/tumblr_mmhftbiTOZ1qajc4eo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1d1f874f82fec15e4a7dcc9a4a21fe3d/tumblr_mmhftbiTOZ1qajc4eo5_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p>Saving the world, one wrinkled dress shirt at a time (<a href="http://abc.go.com/watch/jimmy-kimmel-live/SH559060/VDKA0_c4wwnlkv/jimmy-kimmel-live-57" target="_blank">x</a>).</p> </blockquote>http://callmejude.tumblr.com/post/50743752858http://callmejude.tumblr.com/post/50743752858Sat, 18 May 2013 12:56:44 -0500I CAN'T HANDLE ROBERT DOWNEY JR. IN ANYTHINGNOT EVEN HIS OWN LIFElays down and diesTony Stark playing RDJPhoto<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1141c503b56b2ddef6693c3b20905b18/tumblr_ml0t2gci8R1rnlpvso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://callmejude.tumblr.com/post/50737667869http://callmejude.tumblr.com/post/50737667869Sat, 18 May 2013 11:30:17 -0500about mePhoto<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meiypfxB9b1rqi4sco2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meiypfxB9b1rqi4sco1_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://callmejude.tumblr.com/post/50731921042http://callmejude.tumblr.com/post/50731921042Sat, 18 May 2013 10:04:15 -0500friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeendsssssssssssssssthey've been best friends since prIMARY SCHOOL I'M GONNA DKJFElays on the floor and dies