"MOVE, YOU FASCIST!"




I Am:
25 years old, a college dropout, an ex-English major and Psychology minor, a bad lesbian, awkwardly friendly, subtle like a supernova, damn near impossible to offend, dating a Dr.-Manhattan-Grumpy-Mathematician-Master-Assassin-Vulcan-Elf-Princess, a Gryffindor, a spazz, easily excitable, overprotective, fandom-oriented, probably more stubborn than I should be, a romantic, a geek, a nerd, a dweeb

You Can Call Me:
Kelty, Jude, Jimmy, Special K, Freak, Weirdo, that girl there, or any and all fandom-applicable nicknames that fit my personality, because who am I to deny.

The People You Need to Know
(If You Want to Get to Know Me):

KENDRA (my girlfriend)
EMILY (my best friend)
BLISS (my soulbuddy)
RIOT (my bratty little sister)
CODY (my adopted e-son)
MADDIE (my little princess)

WARDO HOW DO YOU HAVE A KEY. THAT IS NOT YOUR DORM. 

DID MARK HACK THE SYSTEM FOR YOU?

SOMEONE WRITE FIC WHERE MARK HACK’S THE SYSTEM FOR WARDO BECAUSE HE WANTS HIM TO BE OVER ALL THE TIME THAT SHOULD HAPPEN.

WARDO SERIOUSLY HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET INTO KIRKLAND YOU LIVE IN ELIOT THIS IS CREEPY STOP BEING SUCH A POSSESSIVE STALKER.



  1. kittentraps said: I’ve been waiting for this fic because it makes NO SENSE. Most dorms are locked down more than a prison.
  2. oldperegrinning said: he went to their advisor and he was all I NEED A KEY and then he used his sexual charm to seduc e him tand get a key and thats how that hapened and makr was all upset and so eduardo let him spank him lol im sorry for that
  3. callmejude posted this