"SHIT THE BOMB, MOLLY"




I Am:
25 years old, a college dropout, an ex-English major and Psychology minor, a lesbian, awkward, subtle like a supernova, damn near impossible to offend, dating a Dr.-Manhattan-Grumpy-Mathematician-Master-Assassin-Vulcan-Elf-Princess, obsessive compulsive, easily excitable, obsessed with fandom, manic-depressive, consistently anxious, emotionally unstable in almost every way, a romantic, a geek, a nerd, a dweeb

You Can Call Me:
Kelty, Kat, Jude, Jimmy, Special K, Freak, Weirdo, or any and all fandom-applicable nicknames that fit my personality, because who am I to deny.

The People You Need to Know
(If You Want to Get to Know Me):

KENDRA (my girlfriend)
EMILY (my best friend)
BLISS (my soulbuddy)
CODY (my adopted e-son)

WARDO HOW DO YOU HAVE A KEY. THAT IS NOT YOUR DORM. 

DID MARK HACK THE SYSTEM FOR YOU?

SOMEONE WRITE FIC WHERE MARK HACK’S THE SYSTEM FOR WARDO BECAUSE HE WANTS HIM TO BE OVER ALL THE TIME THAT SHOULD HAPPEN.

WARDO SERIOUSLY HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET INTO KIRKLAND YOU LIVE IN ELIOT THIS IS CREEPY STOP BEING SUCH A POSSESSIVE STALKER.



  1. kittentraps said: I’ve been waiting for this fic because it makes NO SENSE. Most dorms are locked down more than a prison.
  2. oldperegrinning said: he went to their advisor and he was all I NEED A KEY and then he used his sexual charm to seduc e him tand get a key and thats how that hapened and makr was all upset and so eduardo let him spank him lol im sorry for that
  3. callmejude posted this