"MOVE, YOU FASCIST!"




I Am:
25 years old, a college dropout, an ex-English major and Psychology minor, a bad lesbian, awkwardly friendly, subtle like a supernova, damn near impossible to offend, dating a Dr.-Manhattan-Grumpy-Mathematician-Master-Assassin-Vulcan-Elf-Princess, a Gryffindor, a spazz, easily excitable, overprotective, fandom-oriented, probably more stubborn than I should be, a romantic, a geek, a nerd, a dweeb

You Can Call Me:
Kelty, Jude, Jimmy, Special K, Freak, Weirdo, that girl there, or any and all fandom-applicable nicknames that fit my personality, because who am I to deny.

The People You Need to Know
(If You Want to Get to Know Me):

KENDRA (my girlfriend)
EMILY (my best friend)
BLISS (my soulbuddy)
RIOT (my bratty little sister)
CODY (my adopted e-son)
MADDIE (my little princess)

I’m tired of Conrad biting me so I posted up an ad to sell her on Craigslist and while I was adding pictures to the ad I got sad about it. Because look at that face

I’m still selling her because honestly I can’t afford both her and Tyrion, and I really need to focus on training Tyrion anyway, but now I’m upset because I’ve had her since she was a teeny kitten and she never USED to bite until my parents went behind my back and had her declawed when I was living with them.

Ugh I’m just really sad now I’ve always been more of a dog person and she’s violent and snappy anyway but she was still my baby.

weh



  1. littlemisfitmatch said: Maybe instead of selling her, find a friend nearby that can take her in? This way she can still be part of your life?
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