"MOVE, YOU FASCIST!"




I Am:
25 years old, a college dropout, an ex-English major and Psychology minor, a bad lesbian, awkwardly friendly, subtle like a supernova, damn near impossible to offend, dating a Dr.-Manhattan-Grumpy-Mathematician-Master-Assassin-Vulcan-Elf-Princess, a Gryffindor, a spazz, easily excitable, overprotective, fandom-oriented, probably more stubborn than I should be, a romantic, a geek, a nerd, a dweeb

You Can Call Me:
Kelty, Jude, Jimmy, Special K, Freak, Weirdo, that girl there, or any and all fandom-applicable nicknames that fit my personality, because who am I to deny.

The People You Need to Know
(If You Want to Get to Know Me):

KENDRA (my girlfriend)
EMILY (my best friend)
BLISS (my soulbuddy)
RIOT (my bratty little sister)
CODY (my adopted e-son)
MADDIE (my little princess)

#TOM HANKS IS LIKE #THE GREATEST ACTOR #HE CAN DO FUCKING EVERYTHING #HE CAN BE MENTALLY HANDICAPPED #HE CAN BE AN ANIMATED COWBOY #HE CAN BE AN EVIL HITMAN #HE CAN CARRY A WHOLE 2 AND A HALF HOUR MOVIE WITH JUST A FUCKING VOLLEYBALL TO INTERACT WITH #THE MAN IS A GENIUS

(via mrjesseeisenberg)



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