Let's see, what rhymes with "SHUT UP, SAM."




I Am:
23 years old, a college dropout, an ex-English major and Psychology minor, a lesbian (possible Kinsey 5), awkward, subtle like a supernova, damn near impossible to offend, dating Kendra, obsessive compulsive, easily excitable, obsessed with fandom, manic-depressive, consistently anxious, emotionally unstable in almost every way, a romantic, a geek, a nerd, a dweeb

You Can Call Me:
Kelty, Kat, Jude, Jimmy, Special K, Freak, Weirdo, or any and all fandom-applicable nicknames that fit my personality, because who am I to deny.

The People You Need to Know
(If You Want to Get to Know Me):
KENDRA (my girlfriend)
EMILY (my best friend)
AVERY (Emily's girlfriend)
BLISS (my soulbuddy)
IAN (my adopted e-son)

Movies that fuck with my emotions 

∟Fight Club (1999)

God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don’t need. We’re the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War’s a spiritual war… our Great Depression is our lives. We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we’d all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won’t. And we’re slowly learning that fact. And we’re very, very pissed off. 

(Source: ptrparker, via marcandregrindin)



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