Let's see, what rhymes with "SHUT UP, SAM."




I Am:
23 years old, a college dropout, an ex-English major and Psychology minor, a lesbian (possible Kinsey 5), awkward, subtle like a supernova, damn near impossible to offend, dating Kendra, obsessive compulsive, easily excitable, obsessed with fandom, manic-depressive, consistently anxious, emotionally unstable in almost every way, a romantic, a geek, a nerd, a dweeb

You Can Call Me:
Kelty, Kat, Jude, Jimmy, Freak, Weirdo, or any and all fandom-applicable nicknames that fit my personality, because who am I to deny.

The People You Need to Know
(If You Want to Get to Know Me):
KENDRA (my girlfriend)
EMILY (my best friend)
AVERY (Emily's girlfriend)
BLISS (my soulbuddy)
IAN (my adopted e-son)

tumblrisforlulz: thedailywhat: I’ll Just Leave This Here of the Day: Discuss. [switchedblog.] This is just beyond the truth. I HAVE THOUGHT THIS FOR YEARS. NO ONE LISTENED TO ME THEN BECAUSE JESSE EISENBERG HADN’T DONE ZOMBIELAND YET AND WAS THEREFORE NON-EXISTENT.

tumblrisforlulz:

thedailywhat:

I’ll Just Leave This Here of the Day: Discuss.

[switchedblog.]

This is just beyond the truth.

I HAVE THOUGHT THIS FOR YEARS. NO ONE LISTENED TO ME THEN BECAUSE JESSE EISENBERG HADN’T DONE ZOMBIELAND YET AND WAS THEREFORE NON-EXISTENT.



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