Let's see, what rhymes with "SHUT UP, SAM."




I Am:
23 years old, a college dropout, an ex-English major and Psychology minor, a lesbian (possible Kinsey 5), awkward, subtle like a supernova, damn near impossible to offend, dating Kendra, obsessive compulsive, easily excitable, obsessed with fandom, manic-depressive, consistently anxious, emotionally unstable in almost every way, a romantic, a geek, a nerd, a dweeb

You Can Call Me:
Kelty, Kat, Jude, Jimmy, Special K, Freak, Weirdo, or any and all fandom-applicable nicknames that fit my personality, because who am I to deny.

The People You Need to Know
(If You Want to Get to Know Me):
KENDRA (my girlfriend)
EMILY (my best friend)
AVERY (Emily's girlfriend)
BLISS (my soulbuddy)
IAN (my adopted e-son)

My Life is So Boring You Could Fit it in Tags 

Random facts about Kelty that No One Cares About (but oh hey look, you read ‘em anyway~)

About Me (this tag is entirely out of control but suck on it)

100 Facts (it was just a meme but hey, more facts you don’t care about!)

I Will Always Reblog Myself (because I am apparently quotable!)

Actual Gpoy (this is just a bunch of pictures to prove I’m not an 80-year-old creep I guess)

Actual Life Things (Oh hey. ACTUALLY IMPORTANT THINGS??? Probably not always, but let’s go with usually.)

Watch Kelty Interact in the Wild (idk why but for some reason I want to give a link to my username tag and this is it here you go)

Guess what? Texas. (Because fuck you I can have state pride if I want.)

Bestie on Blog (These are my closest bros and what they look like. Put faces to names if you haven’t already.)

My relationship with Emily, Bliss, and Kendra are often expressed in various fandom posts.

I have a dog now and he is better than your dog (Just as it says. His name is Tyrion and he is a Pit Bull and he was born just two days after Christmas of 2011)

Also my fandom tags are (Keep in mind I don’t tag all my fandoms and also there was that time when tagging was useless after 20 pages so I didn’t do it??? lol whoops): 

Avengers

Always reblog Firefly

Sherlock (this covers all Sherlock franchises because I am lazy)

Spider-Man is my favourite superhero so he gets his own tag

Doctor Who

Kelty Watches Merlin

Frequently Quoted

Favourite Movie Alert

Social Network (because it’s special)

I Really Love Fight Club You Guys (because it’s also special)

This Movie is My Religion (Forrest Gump is special too)

Gifsets that are of Me

and I’m only putting this here for prosperity’s sake even though I Don’t Even Watch Supernatural


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