June 2011
why the fuck am i going to go to walmart to have them match my price
why dont i just buy it at the other place
Seriously. You’d get me if you wanted to make it lower, but by matching it? Who the fuck cares.
I. LOVE. YOU.
WHY WHAT DID I DO? 83c
Every time I see an eHarmony commercial and it says something about me being 'unique' or whatever, my first thought is "Yeeeeah, so unique you couldn't even find me a match, you cunt."
That is to say, after I conceded and tried to find a male partner, because you don’t even allow gays on your site.
when you're watching trivia game shows and you get the answers to the questions right
don’t mind me. i have a ph.d in awesome.
keltyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
where are you
come home
I’M SO SORRY MY LOVE. I WAS CATCHING MY BEAUTY REST FOR ELEVEN HOURS. NOW I’M HUNGRY BUT I DON’T WANT TO GO DOWNSTAIRS OR ANYTHING BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW WHO IS IN MY HOUSE. ;_;
I don’t think this move was the best idea, Nina. Can I just come live with you? :c
Denny's did the bacon sundae thing, but Kelty I need you to listen to me and listen good, DON'T DO IT. YOU WILL REGRET IT UNTIL YOUR DYING BREATH.
I dunno, bro. My tastebuds are that of a pregnant woman. I love bacon brownies. Have you had those? Ugh, I love those. THEY’RE SO GOOD. Bacon should be on everything always.
May 2011
can i just
jesse
you dont wear a sports jacket a button down and black jeans with NEW BALANCES
if you refuse to take my style advice any longer i will be forced to hunt you down and burn all of your clothes
js
NO, WHAT
I LOVE HIS SHOES
I WANT HIM TO WEAR THEM TO OUR WEDDING
IT MEANS I CAN WEAR CONVERSE WITH MY DRESS.
kelty i cant do it with those shoes
not even just the shoes but THE BLACK JEANS ugh a good pair of like colored fitted trousers would have been lovely with that
and idec if he wears vans or converses or anything idek just NO MORE NEW BALANCES
Aw, but I think they’re cute~
He just looks so derpy and it makes me want to pick him up and take him home and snuggle him while watching Disney movies or something.
(Did I need to add somewhere that I have literally no fashion sense whatsoever because I honestly don’t. ._. My mommy still buys my clothes.)
UGH YOU KNOW WHAT, FINE, MUSE. I HATE YOU, TOO. I'LL JUST GO TO BED, THEN.
…at 7:40am
can i just
jesse
you dont wear a sports jacket a button down and black jeans with NEW BALANCES
if you refuse to take my style advice any longer i will be forced to hunt you down and burn all of your clothes
js
NO, WHAT
I LOVE HIS SHOES
I WANT HIM TO WEAR THEM TO OUR WEDDING
IT MEANS I CAN WEAR CONVERSE WITH MY DRESS.
