FUN FACT: I have a terrible oral fixation. This would be totally fine, except the thing that most often gets the torturous end of my habit is the necklace I've been wearing 24/7 since I was twelve years old.
I AM JUST SICK AND TIRED OF NOT BEING ABLE TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH THE ACTORS I WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH.
I HONESTLY THINK I’D GET ALONG SMASHINGLY WITH SOME FAMOUS PEOPLE AND IT MAKES ME WISH THEY WEREN’T FAMOUS SO THAT I COULD TALK TO THEM AND STUFF WITHOUT COMING OFF AS CREEPY OR LIKE A STALKER OR SOMETHING.
“But does he ever worry that successful therapy, or just growing older, might cause his anxieties to subside to such a point that he’s no longer a virtuoso of on-screen awkwardness, too serene and comfortable with himself to portray discomfort and isolation so well? A flicker of a grin: “My therapist says I’m never going to get to that point, so I don’t think it’s going to be a problem.”—Jesse Eisenberg — The Guardian interview (via takethewords)
“Shanti has a neurological disorder and Snow Leopard has some kind of childhood trauma where he doesn’t leave the closet. But they’re so lovely. My job is a strange one, with no routine, so it’s nice to have some kind of responsibility, even if it just means filling up two bowls.”—Jesse Eisenberg on his current foster cats (via sarah-of-a-lesser-chicken)