February 2011
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“I’m a middle child, but the only boy, so, you know, my mom told me I was...”
– Jesse Eisenberg (via gravestonewhisper)
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maxine-shaw asked: One look at your blog & I had to wait a second and let the quality waft over me. And it's SO NICE TO FIND PEOPLE WHO HATE JESSE AS MUCH AS I DO. HE HAS RUINED ME FOR ETERNITY AND I WANT HIM DEAD.
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"Kelty, tell us how much you hate Jesse Eisenberg....
AAAAAAAAAARG. I HATE HIS GUTS AND HIS STUPID FACE I WANT HIM TO DIE A THOUSAND DEATHS. MY FURIOUS RAGE CAN ONLY BE QUELLED BY MURDERING HIM WITH A BRICK-FILLED PILLOWCASE AND SPREADING HIS ENTRAILS ON MY WALLS. I WANT TO BREAK HIS CHEST OPEN AND MAKE A COFFEE TABLE OUT OF HIS RIBCAGE.
RALJKSDL;FKSL;DFKS I CANNOT HANDLE MY VIOLENT LOVE TENDENCIES.
WHAT ARE THESE FEELINGS
snapesgrudge-deactivated2011032 asked: You should make that question you answered into a post so I can reblog how much I also hate Jesse Eisenberg.
D:
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holy-hippogriffs replied to your post:Kelty, tell us how much you hate Jesse Eisenberg. TELL US.
wut da fuq
THE THIN LINE BETWEEN LOVE AND HATE IS BLURRED WITH ME OKAY. THE WAY I PROCLAIM LOVE USUALLY HAS ME WORRIED OVER THE POSSIBILITY OF ARREST.
THIS IS WHY I AM IN THERAPY OKAY.
alchemistique asked: Kelty, tell us how much you hate Jesse Eisenberg.
TELL US.
TELL US.
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drashian:
a porn fic just made me cry. what am i doing with my life.
Oh is this not normal?
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408: I want The King's Speech to win all the...
howareyourcatsjesse:
Okay, I kind of figure Kings Speech WILL win all the awards, because it’s a typically ~Oscar~ movie, and I’ve never seen it but everyone says it’s amazing, and Colin Firth is fantastic etc. etc., but…wow, why so bitter? Sorry we have a happier, more excitable fandom than you, bro.
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I hate when someone stays behind me when I'm using...
I’m like
but inside I’m like:
DID I INVITE YOU, BITCH?
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I really don't know how to express my affection...
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Apparently, John's the only person in the universe...
iamanthea:
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clumsycat-deactivated20110302 asked: I haven't seen TSN yet (I'm planning to eventually) but I love your blog! Mostly because of your tags. They're just great (can't find no other word). And you seem like a very charismatic person!
January 2011
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I say "amazing" and "awesome" and "fantastic" too...
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So I have a job interview tomorrow and it's 4am.
Obviously, continuing to write fic is the best course of action, here.
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When people ask me, "What do you want to be when...
howardmooncolonexplorer:
I’m like, “Fuck, I don’t know. Be alive? Not have died in an alley way? What… why… what is this line of questioning?”
#’So what do you want to do with your degree?’ ‘I DON’T FUCKING KNOW IT’S JUST UNDERGRAD IT DOESN’T MATTER THAT MUCH’
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i really need to learn the art of "liking" posts...
holy-hippogriffs:
but its so hard when pictures are so cute and i’m so horny and there are only a few mouseclicks between us.
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blacksheepgeneration said: SCHWEEEEEET. I will even put you in the acknowledgements, babe. “Thanks to Kelty, the internet stranger who posted all that TSN stuff and gave me permission to steal her name. DFTBA”
This is the greatest acknowledgement I could ever recieve
I FEEL SO IMPORTANT~
howardmooncolonexplorer asked: Thank you! Thank you! :D
