August 2010
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6829) I want to go to college now. Start off in a...
remoulade: nutellaandcrayons: chieflegit: abcdefghijklisa: (via secretsblog) Not to piss in your porridge, young ones, but a lot of people still care and there’s always a group of people that will want to make you feel bad about your life no matter what you do (“Why don’t you go out and party more often?” “You party too much.”) The trick is...
Aug 1st
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THE TRUTH ABOUT OUR LITTLE CANADIAN BESTIE
Emily: And then Kendra's like, WTF, guys, I left the internet for /two hours/.
Me: No, seriously. I don't know how she does it, 'cause she doesn't even have to be part of the conversation, but when she's online it's like she's just a worldwide "GUUUUUYS, KENDRA'S HERE. CHILL THE FUCK OUT, I GOT THIS." So we're all like "ah, good, it's cool, Kendra's here." But then she's all "Hmm, I think I'll go to a museum," and so she just /goes off/ and has her little /life/ and then she comes back to the SMOLDERING WRECKAGE that is the internet, where BABIES ARE CRYING and BUILDINGS ARE AFLAME and PEOPLE ARE DEAD, and she's like, "JFC, GUYS, WTF HAPPENED?!" and we're all like, "WELL, CHRIST, KENDRA, YOU /LEFT,/ THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED. YOU CAN'T /DO/ SOMETHING LIKE THAT. JUST LOOK OUT THE WINDOW LONGINGLY LIKE THE REST OF US AND JUST /STAY ONLINE/."
Aug 1st
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Aug 1st
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imfairlyfresh replied to your post: DAY 14 of the Disney Princess Challenge: Favorite Villain Is it creepy that I have the biggest crush on scar when I was a kid? D: I still kinda do. Dude, don’t even. Scar, Jafar, Maleficent was a sexy bamf…villains have got it goin’ on. Nothin’ wrong with that.
Aug 1st
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Aug 1st
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DAY 14 of the Disney Princess Challenge: Favorite...
OMG, I LOVE THEM ALL SO MUCH IT’S HARD TO CHOOOSE. ERM. Yeah, Scar, you’re right, it’s not - you’re gonna have to share this spot with: I love how stereotypically GHEEEY they both are, too. Scar is such a QUEEN - the way he dances and talks, I mean, it’s HILARIOUS. And damned if I didn’t avoid giving my number to Ursala last time I went to a lez bar.
Aug 1st
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{ you're out of my mind }: Arguments I've gotten... →
The characters are all stereotypes and not in the least bit diverse. Make excuses all you want; you still like crap. Italian and English does not count as diverse. To which I say: EVERYTHING IS A STEREOTYPE. If you look at it that way, then sure, they’re stereotypical, but everything is, so… Dude, for real. These people are just getting aggravating now. Someone commented on my first...
Aug 1st
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Aug 1st
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We lost a follower on FYHINABN.
alchemistique: If you can’t take the slash, get out of the webcomic with ten male lead characters. Yeah, I’m honestly surprised that there are fans of this comic that are actually AGAINST slash to begin with. I mean, being uninterested is one thing, but if it truly upsets you, how do you even get this far in the comic? Especially considering all the little are-they-aren’t-they...
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July 2010
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Jul 31st
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What we always go through. →
alchemistique: remoulade: silentpain010: hellomyhoneybee: rebkahpark: crunkoff: Every New Semester: After First Week: After Second Week: Before the Mid-Term Test: During the Mid-Term Test: After the Mid-Term Test: Before the Final Exams: Once Get to Know the Final Exam Schedule: 7 Days Before the Final Exam: 6 Days Before the Final Exam: 5 Days Before the Final...
Jul 31st
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I DON'T KNOW ANY VAMPIRES WHO HAVE GOTTEN LAID,...
Jul 31st
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Jul 31st
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CLEAN ALL THINGS.
Me: Okay, I know I'm cursing our success by quoting Allie's blog, but...this week we've got to start behaving like actual adults, okay?
Girlfriend: -playing Super Mario- ...Kay.
Me: God, we're doomed.
Girlfriend: We'd need to wash less dishes if we used spoons made of aluminum foil.
Jul 31st
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DAY 13 of the Disney Princess Challenge: Favorite...
Oh, I’m a woman of simple tastes.You don’t need a big fancy dress to impress me. In fact, the less you’re wearing, the better. That’s the idea, Jane! But then again, I’m also a woman who’s got a bondage kink, a deep love of the colour red and a thing for Jasmine. So, obviously my very favourite outfit is… UNF. How could I NOT go for that?
Jul 31st
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Finally content with my tumblr theme, more or...
alchemistique: Tegan & Sara lyrics, LIKE A BOSS. And now I’m theme sisters with Kelty, so it’s all good. XD I love it! 8D YAY, THIS MEANS WE’RE SISTERS NAO. SO WHEN ARE YOU COMING BACK HOME. -Puss in Boots pouty face-
Jul 31st
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If you're caught in a Bad Romance, just put on...
carolinasays: takingchanges: mr-moustache: causeloveisonitsway: -peterpanandwendyturnedoutfine: aliceinapalace:(via -lipsticklullabies, donovanbarabad)
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Jul 30th
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waitingattheendoftime: callmejude: waitingattheendoftime: callmejude: alchemistique: callmejude: SORRY MY CAMERA AND VOICE AND ACCENT SUCK. UGG WHAT AM I DOING. OH FUCK ME IT’S THE WORTH VOICE. FFFFFFFFFF. KELTY GET IN MY BED NOW. (Also: hi Connie! <3) Is that honestly what I sound like when I’m doing Worth? (LOLOLTHAT’S WHAT SHE SAID) I thought I came off a lot rougher,...
Jul 30th
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Calling the end of HINABN. Right here, right now.
alchemistique: Spoilers, obvs, but I have to get this off my chest. Read More IAWTP. YOU ARE A GENTLEMAN AND A SCHOLAR AND I LOVE YOUR SENSE MAKING.
Jul 30th
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waitingattheendoftime: callmejude: alchemistique: callmejude: SORRY MY CAMERA AND VOICE AND ACCENT SUCK. UGG WHAT AM I DOING. OH FUCK ME IT’S THE WORTH VOICE. FFFFFFFFFF. KELTY GET IN MY BED NOW. (Also: hi Connie! <3) Is that honestly what I sound like when I’m doing Worth? (LOLOLTHAT’S WHAT SHE SAID) I thought I came off a lot rougher, there. ALSO, YES. TEACH ME THE WAYS OF MAC,...
Jul 30th
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alchemistique: callmejude: SORRY MY CAMERA AND VOICE AND ACCENT SUCK. UGG WHAT AM I DOING. OH FUCK ME IT’S THE WORTH VOICE. FFFFFFFFFF. KELTY GET IN MY BED NOW. (Also: hi Connie! <3) Is that honestly what I sound like when I’m doing Worth? (LOLOLTHAT’S WHAT SHE SAID) I thought I came off a lot rougher, there. ALSO, YES. TEACH ME THE WAYS OF MAC, BECAUSE TOSHIBA AND I ARE...
Jul 30th
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SORRY MY CAMERA AND VOICE AND ACCENT SUCK. UGG WHAT AM I DOING.
Jul 30th
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alchemistique: LOL BRITISH/AUSTRALIAN ACCENT KIND OF? I hope this actually works. Chances are tumblr will fuck up the audio/video sync like always but WHATEVER. You get the idea. COULD YOU BE ANY FUCKING CUTER OMG I MISS YOUR FUCKIN’ FACE SO MUCH WTF WHY DID YOU EVER LEEEEEEEEEEEEAVE.
Jul 30th
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waitingattheendoftime: callmejude: waitingattheendoftime: Oh dear God I am sorry for this. OMG YOU ARE TOO CUTE I JUST WANT TO PICK YOU UP AND PUT YOU IN MY POCKET. GALAHAD CAN COME, TOO, BECAUSE HE IS ADORBS. AND OMG YAAAAAAAAAAY RANDOM DRAMAFAG SHOUT OUT FOR YOU CAN’T TAKE IT WITH YOU! -cheers- THANK YOU YOU ARE WAY TOO KIND OH HOLY SHIT AHHHHH.  AND FUUUUUUUUUUU YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T...
Jul 30th
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waitingattheendoftime: Oh dear God I am sorry for this. OMG YOU ARE TOO CUTE I JUST WANT TO PICK YOU UP AND PUT YOU IN MY POCKET. GALAHAD CAN COME, TOO, BECAUSE HE IS ADORBS. AND OMG YAAAAAAAAAAY RANDOM DRAMAFAG SHOUT OUT FOR YOU CAN’T TAKE IT WITH YOU! -cheers-
Jul 30th
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So I'm sitting here watching Hunchback of Notre...
It makes me miss London and Kendra and Emily. :c /sap
Jul 30th
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WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELIN' PARANOIA. GOT MY...
queencatriona: waitingattheendoftime: LOL CONRAD KE$HA. I LOVE THIS SO MUCH. OHMYGOD. CAPSLOCK ‘CAUSE I’M BOSS.
Jul 30th
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DAY 12 of the Disney Princess Challenge: Favorite...
I dunno if she counts as a sidekick, but she was my favourite fucking thing about Princess and the Frog. They had the means to make her your average “Ugly Stepsister” but they totally didn’t. She was the sweetest thing alive, and it just renewed my love for Disney ALL OVER AGAIN. <3 YOU GO, GLEN COCO DISNEY, YOU GO.
Jul 30th
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WAKE UP IN THE MORNING IT WAS ALL A DREAM. GOT MY...
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Jul 29th
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Jul 29th
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OH. MY. GOD.
So Conrad keeps meowing every time she goes in the kitchen. Thinking one of her sparkly little toys (yes, she has sparkly little toys) is stuck under my fridge or summot, I go over to investigate, but no dice. Confused, I pick her up and carry her to the couch, giving her snuggles, which she appreciates readily for a moment before hopping out of my arms, going back to the kitchen, and meowing...
Jul 29th
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THIS CAT IS THE MOST FINICKY BITCH ABOUT HER...
Jul 29th
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Conrad seems incapable of staying on any surface...
Currently, she is asleep on my leg, which is great for her, as she is not sliding at all and is finally able to rest, but bad for myself, as I need to take to the bathroom rather urgently.
Jul 29th
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Jul 29th
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alchemistique asked: YOU GET ONE TOO.

1. Why you’re following me: Why WOULDN'T I be following you? I've been internet-stalking you for six years, herp derp.
2. Your first impression of me: Way back when? Oh god, I seriously can't remember. DX We're ooooold, Kelty.
3. Something you like about me: Your fics! WRITE MOAR PLZ.
4. Something you don’t like...
Jul 29th
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So my little Conrad has a habit of crawling up my...
Seeing as how she is female, I can’t help wondering if 1) I am just not allowed to own heterosexual pets and 2) this is a sign that all Conrads connected in any way to Hanna is Not a Boy’s Name are homos.
Jul 29th
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alchemistique: I really want to write horrifying, bloody, nightmare-inducing fic re: those Hanna spoilers. WHY DO I LIKE SEEING HIM IN PAIN? I have a problem, you guys. Honestly, I think we all do, a little. I think it’s actually a common thing, ‘cause if you think about it, lots of your typical “favourites” always get their asses kicked on TV shows, movies, in books,...
Jul 29th
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This is an Asher Kellogg appreciation blog.
alchemistique: discombobulatemfer: BECAUSE DUH ASHER’S AMAZING AND APPRECIATED. >[[ Fuck. Yes. Third’d!
Jul 29th
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This is a Conrad Achenleck appreciation blog.
discombobulatemfer: Someone needs to calm the HELL DOWN.
Jul 29th
Jul 29th
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OH MY GOD CATE AND ASHER FUCK YOU GUYS SO HARD
alchemistique: FUCK THESE HINABN SPOILERS I DON’T GET IT I REJECT YOUR REALITY AND SUBSTITUTE IT WITH MY OWN HANNA IS HAPPY FUN TIEMS LA LA LA OMFG WHAAAAAAAAAT. SHARE YOUR PAIN, BB. TWEET ME.
Jul 29th
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confagachenleck: HI HELLO I AM LAME, AWKWARD, LOOK LIKE SHIT, AND LIKE TO PUT MY THUMBS UP. OH MY GOD, I KEEP FORGETTING HOW ADORABLE YOU ARE. CAN WE JUST BE BEST FRIENDS? YOU ARE JUST TOO FUCKING CUTE. I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL, THOUGH. I HAVE MAJOR ANXIETY, AND AS MUCH AS I LOVE CONS, THEY ARE CROWDED WITH PEOPLE AND THAT FRIGHTENS ME. BUT. I HAVE SEEN YOUR PLES. YOU ARE AMAZING. STOP WORRYING...
Jul 29th
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