i got him a few days after discovering Strangers with Candy, so he’s named Geoffrey.
my family even calls him by name :’D
My laptop should be getting here next month and I am naming him Hillbilly. :D
(and my desktop’s name is Tango….5 points if you get it.)
Violet, because though she is a white macbook, she has a purple protective case. I love purple. A lot.
The TARDIS, ‘cause she’s so lovely and dark blue.
Tyler Durden. Because he’s a fucking badass, just like his namesake. My Zune’s name is Imogen, but since she’s Tyler’s little sister, her last name is Durden, too.
Also, my car’s name is Sparky, and she and my GPS Gigi are lesbian lovers. They’re gonna break up when I sell Sparky for good, but hopefully Gigi will like Joan, my new Jetta which should be coming around July 4th weekend.
So I had this sudden idea, and now I’ve realized the one thing that would have me buy an iPhone without a second thought, even as a lover of all PC related items.
If it had an Appropriate GIF/Macro finder? Where I can just type in things like “Wut” or “Cool story, bro” or “lol no” or “WTF, MATE” (or maybe it could just READ MY EMOTIONS. Like a MOOD RING.) and it’ll find the perfect meme to flash at whoever’s talking to me?
Omg could live there and wake up everyday, look at the city and say
THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE
Oh god I would open my window and do it EVERY DAY.
yeah there’s a Townsville but why is this so awesome? Townsvilles a hole tbh
because of the powerpuff girls! :D
OBVS THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ARE OZZIES. (Figures.)
Okay, that is it, I’m moving to Australia. There’s also this town called “Fucking” that I could live in (or have my summer house, ‘cause I kinda want to LIVE in Townsville, for obvs reasons), so that I could call people up and be like, “I’M IN FUCKING, AUSTRALIA, BITCHES!!!” and not get in trouble. :3
What do you mean "all your tumblr is made of is reblogs and videos"?
Anyway, off to bowl as Hanna, Zombie (I’m still unnamed today…hopefully Hanna will think of something. I need a name to bowl, after all…) and Conrad. We’re cooler than cool, I know. You wish you were us, I know.
This is what I discuss with my roommate at four o’clock in the morning.
I actually have a voice I do for him.
Because me and my friends are freaks and we talk like we’re Hanna characters.
Oh, I didn’t tell you guys about how my roommate and her girlfriend got drunk last week, and we all recorded ourselves reading lines from Hanna out loud? I’m Hanna, my roommate does Worth and Zombie, and her girlfriend does Confagrad. We’re cool. *high five*
I’ll have you know, I was NOT drunk, merely somewhat tipsy. It was Kelsey who’d had FIVE GLASSES OF WINE, OKAY, JEEZ.