Teen Wolf spin-off about Danny living his life in Beacon Hills during canon thus far, showing him hanging out with Jackson and Lydia, Lydia setting Danny up on dates, Jackson being Danny’s wingman at clubs, Danny having a computer hacking business on the side, and in every episode, Scott and Stiles are running around in the background shouting about werewolves and casually bleeding.
like, i guess this isnt even a particularly “”“adult”“” blog but theres something very unnerving about clicking through to a new follower and seeing “age: 14” on the sidebar. i feel like a chaperone at a highschool dance. leave some room for jesus
he was so hopeful and filled with joy at being right but then he’s so confused and vaguely offended
like someone just told him about santa
like he’s used to people accepting what he says because he’s pretty
like he thinks if he looks dejected enough they’ll just give him the point anyway
like he might start crying broken gay baby tears because no advertising executive in the history of capitalism has thought “captain rum” would be a viable marketing campaign, like, why the fuck would they, “captain rum”, that’s so stupid. that’s so fucking stupid. what kind of fucking gutter-dwelling fucking pouty-lipped goddamn trash twink are you