"SHIT THE BOMB, MOLLY"




I Am:
25 years old, a college dropout, an ex-English major and Psychology minor, a lesbian, awkward, subtle like a supernova, damn near impossible to offend, dating a Dr.-Manhattan-Grumpy-Mathematician-Master-Assassin-Vulcan-Elf-Princess, obsessive compulsive, easily excitable, obsessed with fandom, manic-depressive, consistently anxious, emotionally unstable in almost every way, a romantic, a geek, a nerd, a dweeb

You Can Call Me:
Kelty, Kat, Jude, Jimmy, Special K, Freak, Weirdo, or any and all fandom-applicable nicknames that fit my personality, because who am I to deny.

The People You Need to Know
(If You Want to Get to Know Me):

KENDRA (my girlfriend)
EMILY (my best friend)
BLISS (my soulbuddy)
CODY (my adopted e-son)

THE BASS, THE ROCK, THE MIC, THE TREBLE. I LIKE MY COFFEE BLACK (JUST LIKE MY METAL) 

I WRITE ABOUT:
whatever I happen to be obsessed with at the moment, how happy I am to be out of college, average young adult money woes, my friends and how amazing they are, pretty things, funny things, my complicated relationship with my family, and boredom. If I’m lucky enough to have a job, that may show up too.


I LIVE IN:
a constant state of anxiety and delusion. Also, Central Texas, born and raised. I love my state and will stand up for it against the Hollywood-brainwashed, but I have no particular attachment to it that can’t be cured with finding somewhere else that has The Castle Rule.

I CONSIDER MYSELF:
a Gryffindor, a writer, Donna Noble, the black sheep of an only child family, Leonard McCoy, Arthur Pendragon, clever, Steve Rogers, a female Jesse Eisenberg (we do, after all, have the same birthday and neuroses), a relatively good person, a Baratheon, uninterested in Supernatural despite the fact that I identify greatly with Dean Winchester, and young enough to still be spending all my time on the Internet. Just humor me.


I BELIEVE IN:
the possibility of a god, evolution, ghosts/spirits, equal rights, music, standing up for what is just, Epicureanism, love, and the importance of good grammar.

I AM PLEASED BY:
my girlfriend, my close friends, movies, music, books, travel, alcohol, good food, shipping, Marvel comics and any and all affiliated franchises (especially Spider-Man and the Avengers),  sci-fi, and Harry Potter


I AM DISPLEASED BY:
Superman, bigotry, distances, American football, 3D films, talking on the phone to people who are not Emily, stubborn ignorance, “the party scene,” college, going out and doing things that are not Internet, most people, the sun (unless I’m in the water), and Misha Collins


I HAVE NO REAL CARE FOR/STRONG OPINIONS ON:
drugs, 90% of politics, mathematics, Glee, American remakes of anything foreign, Ryan Gosling, Homestuck, Disney sequels, or potatoes.

I WATCH(ED):
Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, Misfits, Firefly, Invader ZIM, Teen Wolf, Adventure Time, Regular Show, How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, American Horror Story, Pushing Daises, The Pacific, BBC’s Merlin, Community, Star Trek: The Original Series, The Walking Dead, House M.D., Doctor Who, The IT Crowd, That 70’s Show, Supernatural, Wonderfalls,  BBC’s Sherlock, Elementary, Breaking Bad, Vikings, and Suits. I honestly hate getting into new shows, but Tumblr usually makes me with pretty graphics and amusing gifsets.

I GREW UP ON:

Marvel comics, Harry Potter, 80’s teen movies, Star Wars, Star Trek: TOS, Calvin and Hobbes, The Beatles, Boy Meets World, Disney, Nickelodeon, Titanic, Tim Curry, the Spice Girls, Quentin Tarantino, and the Internet
 

WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE:
an author (amateur or professional, I don’t mind), a bookstore or theatre owner, a flight attendant, a bartender, a well-paid secretary (can you tell I don’t really care), a traveler, someone’s partner, “the cool aunt,” and, of course, happy overall. Also acceptable: stealing away on the TARDIS, joining Starfleet, or getting bitten by something radioactive so I can join a super secret boyband.


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