"MOVE, YOU FASCIST!"




I Am:
25 years old, a college dropout, an ex-English major and Psychology minor, a bad lesbian, awkwardly friendly, subtle like a supernova, damn near impossible to offend, dating a Dr.-Manhattan-Grumpy-Mathematician-Master-Assassin-Vulcan-Elf-Princess, a Gryffindor, a spazz, easily excitable, overprotective, fandom-oriented, probably more stubborn than I should be, a romantic, a geek, a nerd, a dweeb

You Can Call Me:
Kelty, Jude, Jimmy, Special K, Freak, Weirdo, that girl there, or any and all fandom-applicable nicknames that fit my personality, because who am I to deny.

The People You Need to Know
(If You Want to Get to Know Me):

KENDRA (my girlfriend)
EMILY (my best friend)
BLISS (my soulbuddy)
RIOT (my bratty little sister)
CODY (my adopted e-son)
MADDIE (my little princess)

4sk-l4tul4-pyrop3:

micaxiii:

deductionfreak:

hazelguay:

The most valuable chart…



yes thanks for colouring it I had a hard time reading that

// I’m going to reblog this to help all RPers when it comes to descriptions
// Even if you’re a great RPer you still need this.
// To describe
// y’know
// the things

4sk-l4tul4-pyrop3:

micaxiii:

deductionfreak:

hazelguay:

The most valuable chart…

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yes thanks for colouring it I had a hard time reading that

// I’m going to reblog this to help all RPers when it comes to descriptions

// Even if you’re a great RPer you still need this.

// To describe

// y’know

// the things

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capricorn-onthe-cob:

coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

aha, the full post. get back on my blog.

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1 hour ago · 171,726 notes · originally from rhyse
#I'm sorry please don't fire me #same

choipchoiphelo:

ok wow

choipchoiphelo:

ok wow

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anchor-arms:

dirtylittlechemist:

poyzn:

Animals that are patiently awesome.

Oh the last one!!

Dogs know when you come home by smell! They can tell how long it’s been since you’ve been in the house by smell, and they learn when you come home by how faint your scent is in the home!

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4 hours ago · 180,428 notes · originally from poyzn
#awww #puppy~ #kitty!

halloweewee:

BOYS AND GIRLS OF EVERY AGE

[SMASHES THROUGH YOUR WINDOW]

WOULDN’T YOU LIKE TO SEE SOMETHING STRANGE

[PUNCHES A WALL]

COME WITH US AND YOU WILL SEE

[BREAKS ALL OF YOUR ANTIQUE PHOTOS]

THIS OUR TOWN OF HALLOWEEN

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5 hours ago · 139,579 notes · originally from nietzstache
#[Timon voice] it starts...

marvelobsessions:

Steve desperately trying to high five Bucky in Captain America: The Winter Soldier

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9 hours ago · 49,270 notes · originally from chilewebeopuntocom
#puppy~ #omg

stevebottoms:

Seriously, this wouldn’t be what it is if it wasn’t for eclecticxdetour help on, well, everything. Credit goes to her for the whole idea and checking for mistakes. I just made the gifset but kudos goes to her.

Chris and Sebastian are members of the local community theater and are in the middle of studying Romeo and Juliet. They have been flirting in class, but they aren’t dating. One evening, Sebastian sees Chris flirting at the bar and gets upset. Chris notices Sebastian and goes after him. He ends up outside of Sebastian’s apartment building, drunkenly misquoting lines from the play. He thinks he’s quiet about the dick thing, but upstairs, in Sebastian’s apartment, he heard and yells from the balcony and to end the nightmare gives Chris permission to come in. (insp.)



westernkanye:

An important purchase

westernkanye:

An important purchase

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hex-girlfriend:

An appropriate response

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12 hours ago · 338,355 notes · originally from smvrgs
#best parent award